Hung Chow can't work today...

kiwi_2005 · 03-02-09, 10:43 PM

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work... You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

A Very Super Market · 03-02-09, 10:50 PM

I don't quite understand why it has to be Hung Chow, but it was funny nevertheless.

bookworm_020 · 03-03-09, 12:36 AM

He'll be getting to work in time to get his un-employment notice!

Frame57 · 03-03-09, 11:46 AM

August · 03-03-09, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

I don't quite understand why it has to be Hung Chow, but it was funny nevertheless.

Well Dixie Normous would hardly talk like that...

03-02-09, 10:43 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Hung Chow can't work today... Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work... You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house' __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I don't quite understand why it has to be Hung Chow, but it was funny nevertheless. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

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