Hung Chow can't work today...
 

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work... You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

I don't quite understand why it has to be Hung Chow, but it was funny nevertheless.

He'll be getting to work in time to get his un-employment notice!

:har: :har:

Well Dixie Normous would hardly talk like that... :yep: