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Old 01-18-09, 08:39 PM   #1
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Crusty Old Biker

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.
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Old 01-18-09, 08:49 PM   #2
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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Old 01-19-09, 12:40 PM   #3
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That is a good one
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Old 01-19-09, 11:12 PM   #4
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:rotfl::rotfl:Love that one Subman!!! The old biker is not only crusty but wise!!
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Old 01-20-09, 09:15 AM   #5
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:rotfl::rotfl:
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Old 01-20-09, 09:38 AM   #6
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Didn't see that one coming (no pun intended) Good one
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Old 01-20-09, 12:08 PM   #7
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Old 01-20-09, 01:06 PM   #8
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:rotfl: Nice!

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Old 01-20-09, 03:56 PM   #9
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Nice one Sub
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