GTA

FIREWALL · 01-07-09, 06:05 PM

Just saw on local news and don't have link.

A first grader from Virginia stole his parents car after missing school bus. Wrecked car.

Told police he learned how to drive playing ...

Grand Theft Auto :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Digital_Trucker · 01-07-09, 06:09 PM

Yep, I just heard it on the local news, too. The poor little kid missed the bus and decided to "borrow" Mommy and Daddy's car and drive to school. Drove a whole 10 miles, then into a ditch, out of the ditch and into a pole. Not bad for a video game driving lesson:rotfl:. Got out of the car and almost made it to school before the cops got him. They promptly arrested his parents for child endangerment.

Zachstar · 01-07-09, 09:12 PM

The GTA excuse died years ago.

UnderseaLcpl · 01-08-09, 10:20 AM

That kid must be the best GTA player ever. It's like, impossible to drive that far in the game without hitting someone or something.

Chad · 01-08-09, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

That kid must be the best GTA player ever. It's like, impossible to drive that far in the game without hitting someone or something.

Totally! After 10 miles I would have 3 star wanted level and a smashed up front end :rotfl:

Oberon · 01-08-09, 01:34 PM

Disgusting, absolutely disgusting...

He should have gone for six stars and got the army after him.

geetrue · 01-08-09, 02:02 PM

It must have been a low slung sports car ... How could he reach the pedals and see out the front windshield to drive at the same time?

At least I waited till I was in the eight grade to steal my parents car

antikristuseke · 01-08-09, 02:55 PM

I must be missing out on life, I'm 22 and have'nt stolen my parents car once!

Dowly · 01-08-09, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I must be missing out on life, I'm 22 and have'nt stolen my parents car once!

22 and havent stolen one either, so dont worry. :p

Falkirion · 01-08-09, 05:58 PM

22 and never did here too. Though I know my little bro (Now 18 and a licensed driver) was stealing mine (When I wasnt driving it) and my parents cars when we werent driving them to take a quick trip up to McDonalds when he got hungry during the day and was at home.

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-09-09, 07:02 AM

Do you think he started having a spasm as he frantically tried to enter the "lower wanted level" cheat?

Stealth Hunter · 01-09-09, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by geetrue

It must have been a low slung sports car ... How could he reach the pedals and see out the front windshield to drive at the same time?

He could tie wooden blocks to his feet...

The things you learn from watching Indiana Jones.

01-07-09, 06:05 PM	#1
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	GTA Just saw on local news and don't have link. A first grader from Virginia stole his parents car after missing school bus. Wrecked car. Told police he learned how to drive playing ... Grand Theft Auto :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-07-09, 06:09 PM	#2
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Yep, I just heard it on the local news, too. The poor little kid missed the bus and decided to "borrow" Mommy and Daddy's car and drive to school. Drove a whole 10 miles, then into a ditch, out of the ditch and into a pole. Not bad for a video game driving lesson:rotfl:. Got out of the car and almost made it to school before the cops got him. They promptly arrested his parents for child endangerment. __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

01-07-09, 09:12 PM	#3
Zachstar Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana Posts: 1,956 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	The GTA excuse died years ago. __________________

01-08-09, 10:20 AM	#4
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That kid must be the best GTA player ever. It's like, impossible to drive that far in the game without hitting someone or something. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

01-08-09, 02:02 PM	#7
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	It must have been a low slung sports car ... How could he reach the pedals and see out the front windshield to drive at the same time? At least I waited till I was in the eight grade to steal my parents car __________________

01-08-09, 01:34 PM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Disgusting, absolutely disgusting... He should have gone for six stars and got the army after him.

01-08-09, 02:55 PM	#8
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I must be missing out on life, I'm 22 and have'nt stolen my parents car once!

01-08-09, 05:58 PM	#10
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	22 and never did here too. Though I know my little bro (Now 18 and a licensed driver) was stealing mine (When I wasnt driving it) and my parents cars when we werent driving them to take a quick trip up to McDonalds when he got hungry during the day and was at home.

01-09-09, 07:02 AM	#11
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Do you think he started having a spasm as he frantically tried to enter the "lower wanted level" cheat? __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.