Why do men drink so much.

Jimbuna · 12-16-08, 03:25 PM

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE *********G PRICE'

Biggles · 12-16-08, 03:29 PM

Oh well:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

kurtz · 12-16-08, 03:30 PM

:rotfl:

Classic beer goggles!

UnderseaLcpl · 12-16-08, 04:01 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Still, even with two trips to the British Isles I never heard the expression "on offer" before.

Jimbuna · 12-16-08, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Still, even with two trips to the British Isles I never heard the expression "on offer" before.

In the most generalised terms it means they are offered for sale at less than the normal usual selling price

sunvalleyslim · 12-16-08, 05:37 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Digital_Trucker · 12-16-08, 05:53 PM

Monica Lewinsky · 12-19-08, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE *********G PRICE'

With the economy the way it is, you can further reduce your expense[s] by consuming 7 cans instead of 24 as shown below and stretch your money to have it happen 3 times from the SAME 24 pack:

antikristuseke · 12-19-08, 09:11 PM

I fail to see the improvement there

Kapitan_Phillips · 12-19-08, 09:13 PM

lmfao

August · 12-19-08, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I fail to see the improvement there

:rotfl:

Me either. I must need another beer.

Task Force · 12-19-08, 10:24 PM

lol, good one jimbuna.

asanovic7 · 12-20-08, 07:38 AM

would be in forgetting the misery and pointlessness of your life while improving mental(?) and physic attributes.

And songs don't go well while you are sober..

And what would you do with all that money? If not to buy a beer for yourself and your pal?

And because drunk women give easier..

And how would you argue with anyone?

And numerous other reasons I cannot think of just now..

Cheers

12-16-08, 03:25 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why do men drink so much. *Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley* 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says. The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE *****G PRICE' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-16-08, 03:29 PM	#2
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Oh well:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________

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kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Classic beer goggles! __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Still, even with two trips to the British Isles I never heard the expression "on offer" before. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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12-19-08, 09:11 PM	#9
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I fail to see the improvement there

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Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	lmfao __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

12-19-08, 10:24 PM	#12
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	lol, good one jimbuna. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

12-20-08, 07:38 AM	#13
asanovic7 Captain Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 516 Downloads: 70 Uploads: 0	the essence would be in forgetting the misery and pointlessness of your life while improving mental(?) and physic attributes. And songs don't go well while you are sober.. And what would you do with all that money? If not to buy a beer for yourself and your pal? And because drunk women give easier.. And how would you argue with anyone? And numerous other reasons I cannot think of just now.. Cheers