Burglary In Florida

SUBMAN1 · 12-12-08, 09:40 AM

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
(You just can't make this stuff up!!)

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister.
No hard feelings.
Have a nice day. :shock:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp

So I guess its partially true.

-S

SteamWake · 12-12-08, 10:23 AM

Sounds like an embellishment of this thread

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=144681

Frame57 · 12-12-08, 11:51 AM

Hmmmm! Makes wonder what is in my Cremora...:hmm:

Jimbuna · 12-12-08, 11:58 AM

Poetic justice nonetheless....if it's true.

Digital_Trucker · 12-12-08, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frame57

Hmmmm! Makes wonder what is in my Cremora...:hmm:

That's scary

FIREWALL · 12-12-08, 01:48 PM

Now THAT is hilarious.

:p :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good one SUBMAN

12-12-08, 09:40 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Burglary In Florida BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.' The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day. :shock: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp So I guess its partially true. -S __________________ Last edited by SUBMAN1; 12-12-08 at 09:42 AM.

12-12-08, 11:58 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Poetic justice nonetheless....if it's true. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-12-08, 01:48 PM	#6
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Now THAT is hilarious. :p :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one SUBMAN __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

12-12-08, 10:23 AM	#2
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Sounds like an embellishment of this thread http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=144681

12-12-08, 11:51 AM	#3
Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Hmmmm! Makes wonder what is in my Cremora...:hmm: