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Silent Hunter
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Make sure you check your childrens homework.
The teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their Mommy or Daddy at work. ![]() See below | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | V Mommy works at Home Depot, she was selling a snow shovel. Always check your kids homework. |
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Silent Hunter
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:rotfl:
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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That's like the one I heard years ago, warning about using words that sound similar but aren't. A little girl was describing her neighbor's accident, and said "She hit her head, then fell down and lay prostitute on the ground!"
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I wonder if thats a shovel or a hoe.:rotfl: Gotta be careful what you say/do around kids.
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Wow shovels hold a lot more value than they used to.
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It's a woman, trying to sell something to a whole bunch of men. Doesn't matter what it is, it's going to be expensive. |
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Tommy is gonna have some issues when he grows up
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I'll bet Mommy lied to the teacher about her line of work...
"I uhm,...work at home depot selling snow shovels, yeah that's the ticket!" ![]()
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Good one. :rotfl:
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