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Old 11-18-08, 08:20 PM   #1
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Default It's all in the perception.

Make sure you check your childrens homework.

The teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their Mommy or Daddy at work.



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Mommy works at Home Depot, she was selling a snow shovel. Always check your kids homework.
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Old 11-18-08, 08:29 PM   #2
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Old 11-19-08, 12:42 AM   #3
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Old 11-19-08, 08:11 PM   #4
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That's like the one I heard years ago, warning about using words that sound similar but aren't. A little girl was describing her neighbor's accident, and said "She hit her head, then fell down and lay prostitute on the ground!"
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Old 11-19-08, 08:42 PM   #5
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I wonder if thats a shovel or a hoe.:rotfl: Gotta be careful what you say/do around kids.
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Old 11-19-08, 08:44 PM   #6
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Wow shovels hold a lot more value than they used to.

Pretty funny
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Old 11-19-08, 10:56 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteamWake
Wow shovels hold a lot more value than they used to.

Pretty funny
Look closer at the picture.

It's a woman, trying to sell something to a whole bunch of men. Doesn't matter what it is, it's going to be expensive.
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Old 11-19-08, 11:47 PM   #8
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Tommy is gonna have some issues when he grows up
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Old 11-19-08, 11:56 PM   #9
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I'll bet Mommy lied to the teacher about her line of work...

"I uhm,...work at home depot selling snow shovels, yeah that's the ticket!"
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Old 11-20-08, 01:24 AM   #10
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Good one. :rotfl:
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