Never trust a woman

Jimbuna · 08-25-08, 06:11 AM

You have been warned

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYh_etcZ08

kiwi_2005 · 08-25-08, 06:22 AM

:rotfl::rotfl:

STEED · 08-25-08, 09:17 AM

DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM A WOMEN.

Rhodes · 08-25-08, 05:15 PM

That's why I don't trust a women...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

kurtz · 08-25-08, 05:23 PM

Mmm, things I pay good money for:p

Jimbuna · 08-26-08, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kurtz

Mmm, things I pay good money for:p

hehe

Konovalov · 08-26-08, 09:36 AM

I'm not sure if I will ever be able to shake a womens hand again with a straight face.

Sailor Steve · 08-26-08, 10:17 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Dang, Konovalov! I was just fine until you said that! I'm going to be laughing all day now!

Jimbuna · 08-26-08, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Konovalov

I'm not sure if I will ever be able to shake a womens hand again with a straight face.

A little (true) tail about shaking hands.

For reasons that I'll never fully understand because it's certainly not that common a custom here in the UK.....but appears to be prevalent with people in my line of work.

Next time your out in a public bar or nightclub etc. and notice one or two people in the crowd that you know.....each time you go to the toilet for a pee and wash your hands afterwards, don't dry rhem, leave them dripping wet.

The law of averages dictates that some time during the evening your sure to bump into someone entering as your leaving the Gents area.

What usually happens next (well in my experiences anyway) is they'll grab you by the hand with the friendly intention of shaking said hand.

Watch their reaction when they realise it is soaking wet, weigh up where you have just been and come to the obviously wrong conclusion about what the wet substance is constituted of.

Tango589 · 08-26-08, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konovalov

I'm not sure if I will ever be able to shake a womens hand again with a straight face.

A little (true) tail about shaking hands.

For reasons that I'll never fully understand because it's certainly not that common a custom here in the UK.....but appears to be prevalent with people in my line of work.

Next time your out in a public bar or nightclub etc. and notice one or two people in the crowd that you know.....each time you go to the toilet for a pee and wash your hands afterwards, don't dry rhem, leave them dripping wet.

The law of averages dictates that some time during the evening your sure to bump into someone entering as your leaving the Gents area.

What usually happens next (well in my experiences anyway) is they'll grab you by the hand with the friendly intention of shaking said hand.

Watch their reaction when they realise it is soaking wet, weigh up where you have just been and come to the obviously wrong conclusion about what the wet substance is constituted of.

I've done that!! My mate had a look of disgust

until I told him what I did.

Jimbuna · 08-26-08, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konovalov

I'm not sure if I will ever be able to shake a womens hand again with a straight face.

A little (true) tail about shaking hands.

For reasons that I'll never fully understand because it's certainly not that common a custom here in the UK.....but appears to be prevalent with people in my line of work.

Next time your out in a public bar or nightclub etc. and notice one or two people in the crowd that you know.....each time you go to the toilet for a pee and wash your hands afterwards, don't dry rhem, leave them dripping wet.

The law of averages dictates that some time during the evening your sure to bump into someone entering as your leaving the Gents area.

What usually happens next (well in my experiences anyway) is they'll grab you by the hand with the friendly intention of shaking said hand.

Watch their reaction when they realise it is soaking wet, weigh up where you have just been and come to the obviously wrong conclusion about what the wet substance is constituted of.

I've done that!! My mate had a look of disgust

until I told him what I did.

It's a cracker when it works

08-25-08, 06:11 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never trust a woman You have been warned http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rQYh_etcZ08 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-25-08, 06:22 AM	#2
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	:rotfl::rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-25-08, 09:17 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM A WOMEN. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-25-08, 05:15 PM	#4
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	That's why I don't trust a women... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

08-25-08, 05:23 PM	#5
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Mmm, things I pay good money for:p __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

08-26-08, 09:36 AM	#7
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	I'm not sure if I will ever be able to shake a womens hand again with a straight face. __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

08-26-08, 10:17 AM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Dang, Konovalov! I was just fine until you said that! I'm going to be laughing all day now! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo