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06-18-08, 12:51 PM
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Lucky Jack
 
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Let's start a quote for the week thread. I will start:
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory." Keep it clean though 
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“You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road |
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06-18-08, 12:58 PM
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Still crazy as ever!
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The best advice I was given was printed on the back of a box of matches: "Keep dry and away from children."
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06-18-08, 04:32 PM
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Ace of the Deep
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"No one goes there nowadays. It's too crowded."
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 Diesel Boats Forever!
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06-18-08, 04:43 PM
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Lucky Jack
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If your going to wipe your ass insure you use your bosses head.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.  To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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06-18-08, 05:06 PM
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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
-- Yogi Berra
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 Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see. |
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06-18-08, 05:10 PM
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Ace of the Deep
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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted
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06-18-08, 05:22 PM
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Lucky Jack
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"Virginity is curable. Now get away from that computer and go out for a while"
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“You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road |
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06-18-08, 05:24 PM
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Children are hereditary. If your parents did not have kids, chances are good you won't have any either
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abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
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06-18-08, 05:29 PM
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What does Rock Salt and a shotgun make?
A 12 gauge margarita! That one cracked me up yesterday. -S
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06-18-08, 09:02 PM
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Title of a book by comedian Alan King:
Help! I'm A Prisoner In A Chinese Fortune-Cookie Factory!
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06-19-08, 05:29 AM
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Ace of the Deep
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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Admiral
 
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Shoot first - ask questions later
If you want peace - prepare for war
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06-19-08, 05:42 AM
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