Disco Diver

Graf Paper · 03-09-08, 09:32 AM

Well, I've noticed my new avatar is the infamous "Village People" style kaleun.

The brave crew of U-47, the "Fist of Poseidon", have already finished hanging the disco ball in the command room. I'm not sure if the CE is happy about having to wear buckskins and a feathered headdress, but he's in good company with the WO's cowboy outfit, NAV's construction worker attire, and the WEP's cop uniform. The Torpedo Officer has barricaded himself in the forward tube room. I have the feeling his new "butch" biker leathers are the cause.

SOP on board now includes that all crew must wear bell-bottoms, gold chains, platform shoes, and shirts unbuttoned halfway. Dress uniform will be polyester leisure suits. Crewmen without large moustaches and groomed chest hair will be severely reprimanded with suspension of skating privileges for the weekly roller-dancing on deck with the rest of crew.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make sure the half-moon bubble windows are getting installed properly on the conning tower to go with the "desert southwest" mural being painted on the hull. After that, it's time for lessons in doing the "Hustle".

(I can only pray we get sunk by the enemy before we get to redecorating for "Wild Night In Bangkok". )

[EDIT]
It appears we're not going to be so fortunate...

Jimbuna · 03-09-08, 09:35 AM

Most becoming.

jpm1 · 03-09-08, 09:35 AM

Lol

Brag · 03-09-08, 09:47 AM

Wait 'till ya get the white bonnet :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

von hally · 03-09-08, 10:35 AM

yea freaked me out that one

it was gone a few posts later

funny........i kind of miss it now.........NOT!

Graf Paper · 03-09-08, 08:07 PM

Obltn. z. S. Joseph Schutz: Look alive there, men! We have to take down that disco ball before the red velvet curtains go up!

WO Ernst Bachman: Kapitan, the 14 cases of "Eau de Trampe" have been loaded.

Kaleun: Well done, Ernst. Make sure its distributed among the crew and have them apply it liberally to themselves and every available surface of the boat. Have the beaded curtains been hung in the Hydro and Radio shacks?

WO: Jawol, herr Kapitan. We also had surprisingly little trouble getting our Torp Officer out of the forward tube room to change his biker leathers for that chiffon dress. Claims it brings out his eye color quite nicely. Ah! Here he comes.

TO August Kimmelman: Kapitan, does this rouge make my cheeks look fat?

Kaleun: Nein, Lord Aalman. You look quite fetching. Better than I do in this pink taffeta gown! No go aft and make sure those tasseled pillows are properly laid out in my bunk.

TO: [blushing] Thank you, Kapitan! Forward crew compartment is nearly done. The lace certainly brightens things.

Kaleun: Chief! Where's the Chief?

CE Horst Eichler: Here, Kapitan! It's difficult getting around in these high-heels.

Kaleun: War is hell, Chief. We all must bear our burdens and do our duty. Make ready to get under way. We're heading out as soon as the topside crew finishes the pink paint.

CE: Ja, Kapitan! The crew finished painting just a short time ago.

Kaleun: Then it's time. All hands to stations! Set internal lighting to red and keep it there! We have new mission orders to intercept a convoy and sink it...one sailor at a time!
Set speed to "ahead strut", Chief.

Torplexed · 03-09-08, 08:11 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm tickled pink.

Sailor Steve · 03-09-08, 08:48 PM

Great visuals there, GP. Have you seen Stardust? Robert De Niro at his sweetest...uh, finest.

Graf Paper · 03-09-08, 09:11 PM

I can't say I recall seeing "Stardust", but "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" and "To Wong Foo" did come to mind.

I still have these horrible flashbacks about Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes, but John Leguizamo was kinda cute as a "chica".

Okay, I'm going to burn in Hell for that last part...

I suppose I'll have to reassert my manliness by watching Spike TV 24 hours straight and letting my back hair grow out. :p

Jimbuna · 03-10-08, 07:04 AM

LOL :rotfl:

Must slacken these girdle strings a tad

.....

Fusek · 03-10-08, 08:49 AM

Your boat is named the "Fist of Poseidon"? You may want to change that name, if you know what i mean...

03-09-08, 09:32 AM	#1
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	Disco Diver Well, I've noticed my new avatar is the infamous "Village People" style kaleun. The brave crew of U-47, the "Fist of Poseidon", have already finished hanging the disco ball in the command room. I'm not sure if the CE is happy about having to wear buckskins and a feathered headdress, but he's in good company with the WO's cowboy outfit, NAV's construction worker attire, and the WEP's cop uniform. The Torpedo Officer has barricaded himself in the forward tube room. I have the feeling his new "butch" biker leathers are the cause. SOP on board now includes that all crew must wear bell-bottoms, gold chains, platform shoes, and shirts unbuttoned halfway. Dress uniform will be polyester leisure suits. Crewmen without large moustaches and groomed chest hair will be severely reprimanded with suspension of skating privileges for the weekly roller-dancing on deck with the rest of crew. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go make sure the half-moon bubble windows are getting installed properly on the conning tower to go with the "desert southwest" mural being painted on the hull. After that, it's time for lessons in doing the "Hustle". (I can only pray we get sunk by the enemy before we get to redecorating for "Wild Night In Bangkok". ) [EDIT] It appears we're not going to be so fortunate... __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

03-09-08, 09:35 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Most becoming. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-09-08, 09:47 AM	#4
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Wait 'till ya get the white bonnet :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-09-08, 10:35 AM	#5
von hally Commodore Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 634 Downloads: 64 Uploads: 0	yea freaked me out that one it was gone a few posts later funny........i kind of miss it now.........NOT! __________________ May God Have Mercy Upon My Enemies ..... Because I Wont.

03-09-08, 08:07 PM	#6
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	Obltn. z. S. Joseph Schutz: Look alive there, men! We have to take down that disco ball before the red velvet curtains go up! WO Ernst Bachman: Kapitan, the 14 cases of "Eau de Trampe" have been loaded. Kaleun: Well done, Ernst. Make sure its distributed among the crew and have them apply it liberally to themselves and every available surface of the boat. Have the beaded curtains been hung in the Hydro and Radio shacks? WO: Jawol, herr Kapitan. We also had surprisingly little trouble getting our Torp Officer out of the forward tube room to change his biker leathers for that chiffon dress. Claims it brings out his eye color quite nicely. Ah! Here he comes. TO August Kimmelman: Kapitan, does this rouge make my cheeks look fat? Kaleun: Nein, Lord Aalman. You look quite fetching. Better than I do in this pink taffeta gown! No go aft and make sure those tasseled pillows are properly laid out in my bunk. TO: [blushing] Thank you, Kapitan! Forward crew compartment is nearly done. The lace certainly brightens things. Kaleun: Chief! Where's the Chief? CE Horst Eichler: Here, Kapitan! It's difficult getting around in these high-heels. Kaleun: War is hell, Chief. We all must bear our burdens and do our duty. Make ready to get under way. We're heading out as soon as the topside crew finishes the pink paint. CE: Ja, Kapitan! The crew finished painting just a short time ago. Kaleun: Then it's time. All hands to stations! Set internal lighting to red and keep it there! We have new mission orders to intercept a convoy and sink it...one sailor at a time! Set speed to "ahead strut", Chief. __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

03-09-08, 09:35 AM	#3
jpm1 Captain Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 544 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Lol

03-09-08, 08:11 PM	#7
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I'm tickled pink.

03-09-08, 08:48 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Great visuals there, GP. Have you seen Stardust? Robert De Niro at his sweetest...uh, finest. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-09-08, 09:11 PM	#9
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	I can't say I recall seeing "Stardust", but "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" and "To Wong Foo" did come to mind. I still have these horrible flashbacks about Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes, but John Leguizamo was kinda cute as a "chica". Okay, I'm going to burn in Hell for that last part... I suppose I'll have to reassert my manliness by watching Spike TV 24 hours straight and letting my back hair grow out. :p __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

03-10-08, 07:04 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL :rotfl: Must slacken these girdle strings a tad ..... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-10-08, 08:49 AM	#11
Fusek Bosun Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 65 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Your boat is named the "Fist of Poseidon"? You may want to change that name, if you know what i mean...