Drunken Korean attempts to cook landlady's Chihuahua

SUBMAN1 · 02-20-08, 06:18 PM

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Drunken Korean attempts to cook landlady's Chihuahua

Result? Fire, cuffs, etc

By Lester Haines → More by this author
Published Wednesday 20th February 2008 15:07 GMT

A South Korean man suffering from a bad case of the booze-fuelled munchies decided his landlady's Chihuahua would do nicely as a post-session snack, but ended up part-flambéd and cuffed for his trouble.

The 52-year-old canine chef, named only as Park, kidnapped said mutt while his 69-year-old landlady was in the bathroom of the boarding house in Jongno, Seoul, the Korean Times reports.

He apparently killed the poor animal then "tried to scorch the dog" before cooking it in his room, but his clothes caught fire and neighbours, alerted by the smoke, called in the fire brigade.

Cops duly attended the scene of the failed culinary experiment, and a drunken Park admitted: "I did so because I was hungry." He was charged with theft.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/20/dog_flambe/

The WosMan · 02-20-08, 06:20 PM

HAHHAH, I even have a Korean friend that always jokes that he is going to eat somebodies cat or dog.

TteFAboB · 02-20-08, 07:53 PM

That thing isn't a dog, it's a rat.

Sea Demon · 02-21-08, 01:15 AM

Gives new meaning to the phrase "yo quero taco bell."

I want to know what's in that tortilla!!

nikimcbee · 02-21-08, 01:27 AM

I work for a Korean company, so I will be very careful at what I laugh at.

Blacklight · 02-21-08, 01:31 AM

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but his clothes caught fire

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 02-21-08, 01:44 AM

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but his clothes caught fire

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

That's not so funny actually. They are not exactly safety minded

. They've had issues in the past here at work.

FIREWALL · 03-03-08, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

That thing isn't a dog, it's a rat.

I happen to have one you ASSHAT

CCIP · 03-03-08, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

That thing isn't a dog, it's a rat.

I happen to have one you ASSHAT

Are you suggesting rats are bad pets?

Dowly · 03-03-08, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

That thing isn't a dog, it's a rat.

I happen to have one you ASSHAT

Are you suggesting rats are bad pets?

:rotfl::rotfl:

TteFAboB · 03-03-08, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

That thing isn't a dog, it's a rat.

I happen to have one you ASSHAT

Are you suggesting rats are bad pets?

:rotfl:

02-20-08, 07:53 PM	#3
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	That thing isn't a dog, it's a rat. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I work for a Korean company, so I will be very careful at what I laugh at. __________________

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The WosMan Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: OH Posts: 332 Downloads: 88 Uploads: 0	HAHHAH, I even have a Korean friend that always jokes that he is going to eat somebodies cat or dog.

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Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Gives new meaning to the phrase "yo quero taco bell." I want to know what's in that tortilla!!