The Nigerian president wants to give me money!

Tango589 · 02-19-08, 01:52 PM

I got this email today:

THE PRESIDENCY

OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE

Our Ref: FRGN /SDT/SNTB

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS A RESULT OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH NON-OFFICIALS. SUCH ILLEGAL ACTS LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THIS IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR' ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY FORWARDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS BELOW AND ALSO YOU HAVE TO OPEN AN INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE FILE WITH US.

1. YOUR FULL NAMES.
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER(S).
3. FULL ADDRESS WITH ZIP (P.O BOX NOT ALLOWED)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION.
5. COPY OF INT'L PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID.

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US $3,800,000.00 (THREE MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) IN RESPECT OF YOUR OUSTANDING BENEFICIARY PAYMENT, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCH IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

DO COMMUNICATE BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MORE DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS ON HOW TO CONTACT THE SWIFT CARD CONSULT PAYMENT CENTER FOR IMMEDIATE ISSUING OF YOUR ATM CARD.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (307) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE IN ALL FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE. AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO FUFILL OBLIGATIONS IN ACCORDANCE TO WHAT THE LAW DEMANDS BEFORE YOUR ATM CARD WILL BE PROCESSED AND SENT TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. IF YOU CANNOT, PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD US YOUR INFORMATIONS.

REGARDS
BARRISTER RAYMOND OSAZE
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA

I am going to sent them my details right away, then I can start withdrawing $6000 daily!
I'm rich I tells ya, rich!!
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Sea Demon · 02-19-08, 01:56 PM

Wow. You're special.

I only seem to get wives of assasinated diplomats from Nigeria that want to do business with me.

Tango589 · 02-19-08, 01:59 PM

I didn't even realise I knew anyone in Nigeria!!

Of course I shall let all Subsim members have a cut of my new found wealth!

Iron Budokan · 02-19-08, 03:15 PM

:rotfl:

Blacklight · 02-19-08, 03:38 PM

That's funny ! Apparently I had a family member in Nigeria who happened to be a multimilionare who along with his entire family was killed !!! I also apparently was the sole ancestor the Nigerian government could find to send all his millions to and all they needed was my bank account number to transfer the funds ! They also needed my contact information, and social security number so I could prove my relation to the desceaced.
:rotfl:

FIREWALL · 02-19-08, 03:40 PM

Yah and I'm the next QUEEN of England :rotfl:

FAdmiral · 02-19-08, 04:10 PM

If I had a dollar for every e-mail like this in my HOAX folder, I too would be

RICH

JIM

Tango589 · 02-19-08, 05:18 PM

I only pointed this email out as it is the first one of its type I have ever received and I nearly fell off my chair and spilt my beer I was laughing so hard! I look forward to receiving further correspondance from the Nigerian Presidents office!

bookworm_020 · 02-19-08, 05:32 PM

I give them my bank details after I recieve a breifcase full of Australian $50 and $100 notes! It will be for the bank account that I've just closed!

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-19-08, 05:41 PM

Gentleman, I am happy to announce, Interpol itself has thanked me for sending on the information from one of these scammers to them. Maybe I should ask for a salary!

STEED · 02-19-08, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

I got this email today:

TO ISSUE OUT US $3,800,000.00 (THREE MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)

I am going to sent them my details right away, then I can start withdrawing $6000 daily!
I'm rich I tells ya, rich!!
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Is that all?

So far in the last week friends and banks have offered me the following all added up to the sum of $7.3 Trillion which makes me more rich than you. :p

HunterICX · 02-19-08, 06:10 PM

:rotfl:Now thats a funny one

HunterICX

sunvalleyslim · 02-19-08, 06:45 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sea Demon · 02-19-08, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

So far in the last week friends and banks have offered me the following all added up to the sum of $7.3 Trillion which makes me more rich than you. :p

$7.3 Trillion?!?! That's alot of cheeseburgers there pal.

STEED · 02-19-08, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sea Demon

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

So far in the last week friends and banks have offered me the following all added up to the sum of $7.3 Trillion which makes me more rich than you. :p

$7.3 Trillion?!?! That's alot of cheeseburgers there pal.

Yea they must like me. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

02-19-08, 01:52 PM	#1
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	The Nigerian president wants to give me money! I got this email today: THE PRESIDENCY OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE *Our Ref: FRGN /SDT/SNTB* ATTENTION BENEFICIARY: THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT THE REASON YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS A RESULT OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT. SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH NON-OFFICIALS. SUCH ILLEGAL ACTS LIKE THIS HAVE TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM,RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THIS IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT, UMARU YAR' ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY FORWARDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS BELOW AND ALSO YOU HAVE TO OPEN AN INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE FILE WITH US. 1. YOUR FULL NAMES. 2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER(S). 3. FULL ADDRESS WITH ZIP (P.O BOX NOT ALLOWED) 4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION. 5. COPY OF INT'L PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID. THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US $3,800,000.00 (THREE MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) IN RESPECT OF YOUR OUSTANDING BENEFICIARY PAYMENT, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCH IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT. DO COMMUNICATE BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MORE DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS ON HOW TO CONTACT THE SWIFT CARD CONSULT PAYMENT CENTER FOR IMMEDIATE ISSUING OF YOUR ATM CARD. NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (307) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE IN ALL FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE. AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO FUFILL OBLIGATIONS IN ACCORDANCE TO WHAT THE LAW DEMANDS BEFORE YOUR ATM CARD WILL BE PROCESSED AND SENT TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. IF YOU CANNOT, PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD US YOUR INFORMATIONS. REGARDS BARRISTER RAYMOND OSAZE *CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT* *FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA* I am going to sent them my details right away, then I can start withdrawing $6000 daily! I'm rich I tells ya, rich!! :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-19-08, 01:59 PM	#3
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I didn't even realise I knew anyone in Nigeria!! Of course I shall let all Subsim members have a cut of my new found wealth! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-19-08, 03:15 PM	#4
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

02-19-08, 03:38 PM	#5
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	That's funny ! Apparently I had a family member in Nigeria who happened to be a multimilionare who along with his entire family was killed !!! I also apparently was the sole ancestor the Nigerian government could find to send all his millions to and all they needed was my bank account number to transfer the funds ! They also needed my contact information, and social security number so I could prove my relation to the desceaced. :rotfl: __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

02-19-08, 03:40 PM	#6
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Yah and I'm the next QUEEN of England :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

02-19-08, 01:56 PM	#2
Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Wow. You're special. I only seem to get wives of assasinated diplomats from Nigeria that want to do business with me.

02-19-08, 04:10 PM	#7
FAdmiral Pacific Aces Dev Team Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 1,079 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	If I had a dollar for every e-mail like this in my HOAX folder, I too would be *RICH* JIM __________________ If you\'re not taking losses, you\'re not doing enough. RAdm. Kelly Turner, USN ********************************** www.fairtax.org

02-19-08, 05:18 PM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I only pointed this email out as it is the first one of its type I have ever received and I nearly fell off my chair and spilt my beer I was laughing so hard! I look forward to receiving further correspondance from the Nigerian Presidents office! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-19-08, 05:32 PM	#9
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I give them my bank details after I recieve a breifcase full of Australian $50 and $100 notes! It will be for the bank account that I've just closed! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

02-19-08, 05:41 PM	#10
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Gentleman, I am happy to announce, Interpol itself has thanked me for sending on the information from one of these scammers to them. Maybe I should ask for a salary! __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-19-08, 06:10 PM	#12
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:Now thats a funny one HunterICX __________________

02-19-08, 06:45 PM	#13
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