The Nigerian president wants to give me money!
 

I got this email today:

THE PRESIDENCY





THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY FORWARDING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS BELOW AND ALSO YOU HAVE TO OPEN AN INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE FILE WITH US.

1. YOUR FULL NAMES.
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER(S).
3. FULL ADDRESS WITH ZIP (P.O BOX NOT ALLOWED)
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION.
5. COPY OF INT'L PASSPORT OR ANY VALID ID.

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT US $3,800,000.00 (THREE MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) IN RESPECT OF YOUR OUSTANDING BENEFICIARY PAYMENT, THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCH IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

DO COMMUNICATE BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR MORE DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS ON HOW TO CONTACT THE SWIFT CARD CONSULT PAYMENT CENTER FOR IMMEDIATE ISSUING OF YOUR ATM CARD.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (307) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE IN ALL FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE. AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO FUFILL OBLIGATIONS IN ACCORDANCE TO WHAT THE LAW DEMANDS BEFORE YOUR ATM CARD WILL BE PROCESSED AND SENT TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. IF YOU CANNOT, PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD US YOUR INFORMATIONS.

REGARDS
BARRISTER RAYMOND OSAZE
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA


I am going to sent them my details right away, then I can start withdrawing $6000 daily!
I'm rich I tells ya, rich!!
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I didn't even realise I knew anyone in Nigeria!!

Of course I shall let all Subsim members have a cut of my new found wealth!:rock:

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That's funny ! Apparently I had a family member in Nigeria who happened to be a multimilionare who along with his entire family was killed !!! I also apparently was the sole ancestor the Nigerian government could find to send all his millions to and all they needed was my bank account number to transfer the funds ! They also needed my contact information, and social security number so I could prove my relation to the desceaced.
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Yah and I'm the next QUEEN of England :rotfl:

If I had a dollar for every e-mail like this in my HOAX folder, I too would be

RICH


JIM

I only pointed this email out as it is the first one of its type I have ever received and I nearly fell off my chair and spilt my beer I was laughing so hard! I look forward to receiving further correspondance from the Nigerian Presidents office!:rock:

I give them my bank details after I recieve a breifcase full of Australian $50 and $100 notes! It will be for the bank account that I've just closed!:D

Gentleman, I am happy to announce, Interpol itself has thanked me for sending on the information from one of these scammers to them. Maybe I should ask for a salary!

Is that all?

So far in the last week friends and banks have offered me the following all added up to the sum of $7.3 Trillion which makes me more rich than you. :p

:rotfl:Now thats a funny one

HunterICX

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$7.3 Trillion?!?! That's alot of cheeseburgers there pal. ;)

Yea they must like me. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: