Wives and Games not compatable

PapaG39 · 12-30-07, 06:35 PM

Timing is everything!
I just spent a little over two hours getting myself away from being depth charged and working my way outside and ahead of an Armed Trawler so I could cut back in toward the convoy for another shot.

I had just gotten myself in position & took a long shot at a Liberty Cargo which was at the front and other side of lthe convoy. after that shot I had to quickly turn 30 degrees to starbord & fire at the Liberty cargo loaded with fuel barrels (my main target)...Then left turn quickly 90degrees to & line up for a 45 degree mag shot under the Small merchant which was also loaded with fuel barrels. This shot had to be precise because it was 1200m , rough seas and at a 45degree angle it doesn't give you much wiggle room..
Anyway, I made the turn & was just one degree away from the shot...Man, I was wired with anticipation..The pressure was on...Am I finely going to get a three way sinking? The Far Liberty Cargo just went boom! My guys said "Yea" and the fuel laden Liberty just exploded in a massive fire ball that I could see light up the night sky.
At one degree from shoot time....POW! The damn lights come on full bright in my dark cave like computer hovel, and in comes the wife (she hates my computer) to do some insignificant thing that did not take light...
It startled me, who had tunnel vision. very focused...
A slight twitch of the finger on that red button & there goes my torpedo...
As you may well know by this time...I didn't get my three sinkum. That torpedo passed right under the curved up tip of the bow & just kept on travellen...JUST ONE MORE DEGREE/SECOND!

Now that armed trawler is busten waves to get to me so there is nothing left to do but dive, turn a bit, count to 10 slowly, and save & exit & get my self off to work...

If she had of just been even 1 second later...NOT!

Wives and games just don't fit...

Brag · 12-30-07, 07:48 PM

Her name is not Bernarda? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Capt. Shark Bait · 01-01-08, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Her name is not Bernarda? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

if it wasn't, it's gonna be

:rotfl:. time to put a lock on that door

Koondawg · 01-01-08, 01:19 AM

Thus the reason I'm single....

Blacklight · 01-01-08, 02:20 AM

I'm so bad that my computers have names. My desktop is "Rogue" and has a picture of X-men's Rogue on it's wallpaper, and my laptop is nammed Laura and has a picture of one of my City of Heroes character's on it. Of course I put in audio files to match their personalities. When I shut down Rogue, it says in a southern drawl "The girls are right ! You ARE a charmer !" and there are other sound files I put in there that make it almost seem like the computers are flirting with me. I did this on purpose simply because....

My wife refers to my computers as my square headed mistresses (or another vulgar word in place of the word "mistresses"

)

So.. one day, when she wasn't home, I got ahold of her laptop when she wasn't around... and painstakingly cut and spliced some audio together so it was perfect...

The next time she turned her laptop on... there was a picture of Rogue on her desktop and her computer blurted out in a southern drawl "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAH MAN !!!":rotfl:

Yes there was yelling... but there was also a LOT of laughter (from me) :rotfl:

TomcatMVD · 01-01-08, 10:20 AM

To help reality and immersion, I only have bedroom action when my sub is docked in port... Arrrrrgh!!!

Stealth Hunter · 01-01-08, 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Her name is not Bernarda? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

.

Bernice perhaps?

Skubber · 12-30-07, 08:03 PM

I am thinking this is not a coincidence?

You mentioned in your post that your wife hates your computer.
Could it be that she is trying to tell you something? Like maybe she feels she is having to compete with your gaming activities.

If so, it's time to devote some time to the wife.
Take a night off, skipper, and go do something with your gal.
If it helps, pretend you've got some shore leave.
(If she knows a few phrases in French, even better!)

It's an added responsibility for us married kaleuns.
Sink merchants, yes, but don't sink the relationship.

PapaG39 · 12-30-07, 10:47 PM

Ha ha , your right you know, however, the relationship was sunk 40 years ago.

Blacklight · 12-30-07, 11:20 PM

Have your wife read this. Then she'll understand.

My wife discovered this little essay and realized that everything it said fit me perfectly. Now she has a little insight into my world.

http://www.randsinrepose.com/archive..._handbook.html

NiclDoe · 12-30-07, 11:27 PM

heres what u should do in 3 steps
1 tell her SH3 is fun and she should try
2 if she likes she will understand your problem and
3 if it does not work make her play another game

12-30-07, 11:30 PM

Just pretend you got jumped and spotlighted by a Leigh light. :rotfl:

Peto · 12-31-07, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklight

Have your wife read this. Then she'll understand.

My wife discovered this little essay and realized that everything it said fit me perfectly. Now she has a little insight into my world.

http://www.randsinrepose.com/archive..._handbook.html

Wow! I've just been introduced to myself! :hmm:

Thanks for posting this!!!

CCIP · 12-31-07, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklight

Have your wife read this. Then she'll understand.

My wife discovered this little essay and realized that everything it said fit me perfectly. Now she has a little insight into my world.

http://www.randsinrepose.com/archive..._handbook.html

Wow! I've just been introduced to myself! :hmm:

Thanks for posting this!!!

Totally. I resent the "nerd" label, but the rest is perfect :rotfl:

mcf1 · 12-31-07, 01:05 AM

Thank God, I'm not married

12-30-07, 06:35 PM	#1
PapaG39 Frogman Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 297 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Wives and Games not compatable Timing is everything! I just spent a little over two hours getting myself away from being depth charged and working my way outside and ahead of an Armed Trawler so I could cut back in toward the convoy for another shot. I had just gotten myself in position & took a long shot at a Liberty Cargo which was at the front and other side of lthe convoy. after that shot I had to quickly turn 30 degrees to starbord & fire at the Liberty cargo loaded with fuel barrels (my main target)...Then left turn quickly 90degrees to & line up for a 45 degree mag shot under the Small merchant which was also loaded with fuel barrels. This shot had to be precise because it was 1200m , rough seas and at a 45degree angle it doesn't give you much wiggle room.. Anyway, I made the turn & was just one degree away from the shot...Man, I was wired with anticipation..The pressure was on...Am I finely going to get a three way sinking? The Far Liberty Cargo just went boom! My guys said "Yea" and the fuel laden Liberty just exploded in a massive fire ball that I could see light up the night sky. At one degree from shoot time....POW! The damn lights come on full bright in my dark cave like computer hovel, and in comes the wife (she hates my computer) to do some insignificant thing that did not take light... It startled me, who had tunnel vision. very focused... A slight twitch of the finger on that red button & there goes my torpedo... As you may well know by this time...I didn't get my three sinkum. That torpedo passed right under the curved up tip of the bow & just kept on travellen...JUST ONE MORE DEGREE/SECOND! Now that armed trawler is busten waves to get to me so there is nothing left to do but dive, turn a bit, count to 10 slowly, and save & exit & get my self off to work... If she had of just been even 1 second later...NOT! Wives and games just don't fit...

12-30-07, 07:48 PM	#2
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01-01-08, 02:20 AM	#5
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	I'm so bad that my computers have names. My desktop is "Rogue" and has a picture of X-men's Rogue on it's wallpaper, and my laptop is nammed Laura and has a picture of one of my City of Heroes character's on it. Of course I put in audio files to match their personalities. When I shut down Rogue, it says in a southern drawl "The girls are right ! You ARE a charmer !" and there are other sound files I put in there that make it almost seem like the computers are flirting with me. I did this on purpose simply because.... My wife refers to my computers as my square headed mistresses (or another vulgar word in place of the word "mistresses" ) So.. one day, when she wasn't home, I got ahold of her laptop when she wasn't around... and painstakingly cut and spliced some audio together so it was perfect... The next time she turned her laptop on... there was a picture of Rogue on her desktop and her computer blurted out in a southern drawl "KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MAH MAN !!!":rotfl: Yes there was yelling... but there was also a LOT of laughter (from me) :rotfl: __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

12-30-07, 08:03 PM	#8
Skubber Officer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Rochester, NY, USA Posts: 239 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	I am thinking this is not a coincidence? You mentioned in your post that your wife hates your computer. Could it be that she is trying to tell you something? Like maybe she feels she is having to compete with your gaming activities. If so, it's time to devote some time to the wife. Take a night off, skipper, and go do something with your gal. If it helps, pretend you've got some shore leave. (If she knows a few phrases in French, even better!) It's an added responsibility for us married kaleuns. Sink merchants, yes, but don't sink the relationship. __________________ "I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way." - Captain John Paul Jones, 1778

12-30-07, 11:20 PM	#10
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Have your wife read this. Then she'll understand. My wife discovered this little essay and realized that everything it said fit me perfectly. Now she has a little insight into my world. http://www.randsinrepose.com/archive..._handbook.html __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-01-08, 01:19 AM	#4
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Thus the reason I'm single....

01-01-08, 10:20 AM	#6
TomcatMVD Weps Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: MVD, UY Posts: 359 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	To help reality and immersion, I only have bedroom action when my sub is docked in port... Arrrrrgh!!!

12-30-07, 10:47 PM	#9
PapaG39 Frogman Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 297 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Ha ha , your right you know, however, the relationship was sunk 40 years ago.

12-30-07, 11:27 PM	#11
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	heres what u should do in 3 steps 1 tell her SH3 is fun and she should try 2 if she likes she will understand your problem and 3 if it does not work make her play another game __________________ The Crazy Wolf

12-30-07, 11:30 PM	#12
Albrecht Von Hesse Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Just pretend you got jumped and spotlighted by a Leigh light. :rotfl:

12-31-07, 01:05 AM	#15
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Thank God, I'm not married