Things you never hear in Star Trek, but should...

Chock · 12-17-07, 06:46 PM

'Set phasers to 'maim''

'I'm going to have to go outside, I can't get a signal on this damn thing'

'Have you tried turning it off, and then back on again?'

'No captain, I'm afraid it really is completely broken this time'

'What do you mean, it hasn't got a breathable atmosphere?'

'What do you mean, the shuttle has gone unserviceable?'

'Twenty years in Starfleet and I'm outranked by a goddam robot?'

'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'

'I'm picking up the armed forces network on sub space radio captain, can I pipe it through the ship?'

'You mean we're completely out of toilet paper?'

'You can feck off, there's no way I'm beaming down with a red shirt on!'

'Pardon me - Damn that transporter plays havoc with my digestion'

'Well we had to run out of ammo sometime, what do you expect on a five year mission for feck's sake?'

Chock

SUBMAN1 · 12-17-07, 06:47 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Tchocky · 12-17-07, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chock

'You can feck off, there's no way I'm beaming down with a red shirt on!'

Ah, brilliant.

bookworm_020 · 12-17-07, 09:20 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Love it!

AVGWarhawk · 12-17-07, 09:28 PM

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'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'

Priceless!

JSLTIGER · 12-17-07, 11:07 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Ducimus · 12-17-07, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

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'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'

Priceless!

Agreed!

AntEater · 12-18-07, 08:39 AM

Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
:rotfl:

Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise.

12-17-07, 06:46 PM	#1
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,842 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Things you never hear in Star Trek, but should... 'Set phasers to 'maim'' 'I'm going to have to go outside, I can't get a signal on this damn thing' 'Have you tried turning it off, and then back on again?' 'No captain, I'm afraid it really is completely broken this time' 'What do you mean, it hasn't got a breathable atmosphere?' 'What do you mean, the shuttle has gone unserviceable?' 'Twenty years in Starfleet and I'm outranked by a goddam robot?' 'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains' 'I'm picking up the armed forces network on sub space radio captain, can I pipe it through the ship?' 'You mean we're completely out of toilet paper?' 'You can feck off, there's no way I'm beaming down with a red shirt on!' 'Pardon me - Damn that transporter plays havoc with my digestion' 'Well we had to run out of ammo sometime, what do you expect on a five year mission for feck's sake?' Chock __________________

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12-18-07, 08:39 AM	#8
AntEater Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 936 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets... Kinda makes you wonder... :rotfl: Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise. __________________