Things you never hear in Star Trek, but should...
 

'Set phasers to 'maim''

'I'm going to have to go outside, I can't get a signal on this damn thing'

'Have you tried turning it off, and then back on again?'

'No captain, I'm afraid it really is completely broken this time'

'What do you mean, it hasn't got a breathable atmosphere?'

'What do you mean, the shuttle has gone unserviceable?'

'Twenty years in Starfleet and I'm outranked by a goddam robot?'

'I'm afraid you can't use the holodeck, the cleaners are still trying to remove the stains'

'I'm picking up the armed forces network on sub space radio captain, can I pipe it through the ship?'

'You mean we're completely out of toilet paper?'

'You can feck off, there's no way I'm beaming down with a red shirt on!'

'Pardon me - Damn that transporter plays havoc with my digestion'

'Well we had to run out of ammo sometime, what do you expect on a five year mission for feck's sake?'

:D Chock

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Ah, brilliant. :D

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Love it!

Priceless!

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Agreed!

Alledgedly the deck plans published for the Enterprise (dunno which one) do not feature toilets...
Kinda makes you wonder...
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Though I am nowhere near the nerd factor necessary to actually buy the deck plans of whatever Enterprise.

I was ... :nope: :rotfl:

You never see them taking a dump let alone a whiz. :roll:

Why would you?! :doh:

I don't even see people doing this in real life, thats why bathroms have doors!

So can you confirm or deny a lack of lavatories?

Well Firefly showed it. Well kinda, Captian Mal was zipping up and flushing. ;)

Don't get me started on Space: Above and Beyond or Farscape! :yep:

If its the Enterprise-D your talking about the public head in on deck 10 (or close to it) near the center of the saucer section (aft of the computer core). It can be seen on the giant MFD in Main Enginering. Also each/most crew quarters has a head and shower although we never see the toilet on screen.

... no I don't have the deck plans but I do have several of the tech manuals. :know:

Confirm ... with recycling to boot. :o

Not when you take a whiz in a public toilet. :p

And why dose no one fart? Come on we all do it. :lol: