Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola

SUBMAN1 · 11-23-07, 10:07 PM

Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world,

she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children,

so the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a

vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"

Don't laugh, he won

Onkel Neal · 11-24-07, 04:50 AM

Ka-ching! :rotfl:

Rotary Crewman · 11-24-07, 05:34 AM

Good lad!

Seth8530 · 11-24-07, 09:55 AM

Omg Lol Rofl!

STEED · 11-24-07, 11:05 AM

Cleaver answer.

sonar732 · 11-24-07, 02:31 PM

As a father who constantly goes to visitation and child support issues, I would love to see a link on this to send to my friends.

Jimbuna · 11-24-07, 06:22 PM

Just tell her....Possession is only 9 months of the law

11-23-07, 10:07 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?" Don't laugh, he won __________________

11-24-07, 04:50 AM	#2
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Ka-ching! :rotfl: __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-24-07, 05:34 AM	#3
Rotary Crewman Sonar Guy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The cold part of a Helicopter, the back. Posts: 395 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Good lad! __________________

11-24-07, 09:55 AM	#4
Seth8530 Captain Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 546 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	Omg Lol Rofl! __________________

11-24-07, 11:05 AM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Cleaver answer. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

11-24-07, 02:31 PM	#6
sonar732 The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central MO Posts: 1,562 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	As a father who constantly goes to visitation and child support issues, I would love to see a link on this to send to my friends.

11-24-07, 06:22 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just tell her....Possession is only 9 months of the law __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!