Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola
 

Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola


A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world,

she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children,

so the judge asked for his side of the story.


After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a

vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"



Don't laugh, he won

Ka-ching! :rotfl:

Good lad!:up:

Omg Lol Rofl!

Cleaver answer. :lol: :up:

As a father who constantly goes to visitation and child support issues, I would love to see a link on this to send to my friends. :up::up:

Just tell her....Possession is only 9 months of the law http://imgcash5.imageshack.us/img144/4221/jumpad9.gif