Tired of Balz?

Brag · 11-09-07, 05:51 PM

I've been cleaning ashtrays at BDU for a long time. Here, I also read all of the Balz stuff. Maybe I should request another sea command. (Hehe,

maybe like replacing Balz).

What do you think?

(notice this is not a poll)

U49 · 11-09-07, 06:08 PM

Let him die a hero's death with the complete show....
or a nameless unaccounted unkown grave....

But it should be on one of the extreme sides...
Balz was always polarizing....

Fenris_Wolf · 11-09-07, 06:31 PM

Let's have him court marshalled and hanged on the docks. :p

But seriously, things won't be the same with no one singing "Einz zwei hoochie woochie" or "wasser bomben hoochie woochie"

onelifecrisis · 11-09-07, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fenris_Wolf

Let's have him court marshalled and hanged on the docks. :p

But seriously, things won't be the same with no one singing "Einz zwei hoochie woochie" or "wasser bomben hoochie woochie"

I love reading about Balz, so I'd say no, don't get rid of him!

Stierlitz · 11-09-07, 07:04 PM

Are you out of your mind?!?

There's a war raging out there and we are in dire need of skilled kaleuns!
Arrogant as he may be, he's still quite effective sinking them brits and tommies.

I really enjoy reading those reports form Balz's patrols. Our forum wouldn't be the same without that smartass. Let him stay.

Sailor Steve · 11-09-07, 07:21 PM

I have a sneaking feeling that Balz is like Bernard in one respect: he can't be killed. He will be with us forever, testifying to his greatness and making everyone's life miserable.

GO BALZ!

TarJak · 11-09-07, 07:40 PM

We all need Balz. If nothing else to show that the rest of us are sane.

StarTrekMike · 11-09-07, 08:48 PM

Balz is a mascot...no, a icon.

He represents that even us old Kaleuns can really be insane.

Michael (U-1701)

papa_smurf · 11-10-07, 07:19 AM

Without Balz, we would lose the war much quicker. Besides we need someone who can keep the RN busy hunting him down, so we can sink ships with ease.

NiclDoe · 11-10-07, 11:05 AM

I like Hoochie Wochie!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 11-10-07, 03:57 PM

Let him...

DIE.

jmr · 11-10-07, 04:09 PM

If Balz turns off the map updates and starts playing with OLCs GUI mod for manual targeting realism, then by all means bring him back. If not, send him into permanent retirement.

baggygreen · 11-10-07, 06:50 PM

Keep Balz at sea!

Who else but Balz knows how to stick it to em good and proper?! Who else but Balz knows how to inspire his men wiith disdain and contempt for the poms while under DC attack?

Balz must stay!

Kipparikalle · 11-10-07, 06:56 PM

Who is Balz?

Stealth Hunter · 11-10-07, 08:45 PM

I utterly hate Balz and his damn Hoochie Woochie...

11-09-07, 05:51 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Tired of Balz? I've been cleaning ashtrays at BDU for a long time. Here, I also read all of the Balz stuff. Maybe I should request another sea command. (Hehe, maybe like replacing Balz). What do you think? (notice this is not a poll) __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

11-09-07, 06:08 PM	#2
U49 Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: D/Niedersachsen Posts: 777 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Let him die a hero's death with the complete show.... or a nameless unaccounted unkown grave.... But it should be on one of the extreme sides... Balz was always polarizing.... __________________ SH3 battle capability upgrades: GWX2.0, JSGME2.0, SH3Commander 2.7, SH3Gen 0.8.2, TorpDamageMod 2.0, OLC GUI 1.1.5 Awaiting combat readiness for GWX2.0: SH4 effetcs for SH3, SH3Weather 1.5 Following development of: www.subwolves.com Realism: 90%

11-09-07, 06:31 PM	#3
Fenris_Wolf Sparky Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 155 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Let's have him court marshalled and hanged on the docks. :p But seriously, things won't be the same with no one singing "Einz zwei hoochie woochie" or "wasser bomben hoochie woochie" __________________ NO HOOCHIE WOOCHIE - NO LIFE!

11-09-07, 07:21 PM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I have a sneaking feeling that Balz is like Bernard in one respect: he can't be killed. He will be with us forever, testifying to his greatness and making everyone's life miserable. GO BALZ! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-09-07, 08:48 PM	#8
StarTrekMike Navy Dude Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Made in Vermont Posts: 178 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	keep him. Balz is a mascot...no, a icon. He represents that even us old Kaleuns can really be insane. Michael (U-1701) __________________ I think we lost em...hey whats that pinging sound?

11-09-07, 07:04 PM	#5
Stierlitz Loader Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lurking at PD... Posts: 86 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Are you out of your mind?!? There's a war raging out there and we are in dire need of skilled kaleuns! Arrogant as he may be, he's still quite effective sinking them brits and tommies. I really enjoy reading those reports form Balz's patrols. Our forum wouldn't be the same without that smartass. Let him stay.

11-09-07, 07:40 PM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	We all need Balz. If nothing else to show that the rest of us are sane.

11-10-07, 07:19 AM	#9
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Without Balz, we would lose the war much quicker. Besides we need someone who can keep the RN busy hunting him down, so we can sink ships with ease. __________________

11-10-07, 11:05 AM	#10
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I like Hoochie Wochie!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ The Crazy Wolf

11-10-07, 03:57 PM	#11
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Let him... DIE.

11-10-07, 04:09 PM	#12
jmr Commander Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 462 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	If Balz turns off the map updates and starts playing with OLCs GUI mod for manual targeting realism, then by all means bring him back. If not, send him into permanent retirement.

11-10-07, 06:50 PM	#13
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Keep Balz at sea! Who else but Balz knows how to stick it to em good and proper?! Who else but Balz knows how to inspire his men wiith disdain and contempt for the poms while under DC attack? Balz must stay!

11-10-07, 06:56 PM	#14
Kipparikalle Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 580 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Who is Balz?

11-10-07, 08:45 PM	#15
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I utterly hate Balz and his damn Hoochie Woochie...