AI Funny

[Brag]

Kptlt. J.S. Balz writes:

07 August 1941
U-502
CG7252

Enroute to my patrol sector, I brilliantly intercepted a somewhat scattered north-bound convoy. Sent one impact torpedo toward a medium freighter at 2100 meters
and one magnetic at a large freight at 1200 meters and aob 30. Both shots superbly aimed, I must add.

The first torpedo hit and the ship blew up in a chain of explosions.

The second exploded on time, but the fool of my torpedo officer announced we had missed. Doesn't the idiot know that Balz never misses?

Anyway, we're going deep as a Black Swan is approaching with impolite intent.
I listen the screw beats of the freighter. Definetely slowing and it is now creeping.

Now, Black Swan is stationary. Freighter is stationary, We sneak away.

When freighter gives way to the Black Swan by sinking, the escort proceeds having forgotten about us.

We will have another go at this convoy tonight after choir practice. We will practice: Balz's March to Victory, einz, zwei, hoochie woochie.

Always supassing in excellence,
Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz

[Venatore]

Originally Posted by Brag

We will have another go at this convoy tonight

The wolf stalks its prey, good tactic. Good luck Kptlt. J.S. Balz and the crew of U502.

[Huskalar]

Originally Posted by Brag

Sent one impact torpedo toward a medium freighter at 2100 meters
and one magnetic at a large freight at 1200 meters and aob 30. Both shots superbly aimed, I must add.

Nicely done, Herr Balz.

[Brag]

Black Swan AI captain patiently waits for freighter to sink and give way so he can chase after a U-boat. After the merchie sank, AI forgot why he was there and steamed to rejoin convoy. :rotfl: :rotfl:

Balz says: It was the result of an exquisitly executed maneuver.

[andylegate]

Trying to hum with the choir here.....how's it go again?

"Einz, zwei, hoochie boochie".....no wait that ain't right.....

:rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Wow I was bored a while ago and dont remember when but i made a funny mission that made the AI Blackswan run into the Bismarck and then get killed by the ram. it was so funny. PS Balz will have to miss atleast once like the rest of us.

[U49]

Originally Posted by Brag

In general: I can't stand all those Balz stories anymore.
Time for the allies to introduce the Capt. Walker to the scene..

But the plain successes and the photo documents of another glorious victory: OUTSTANDING!

They pay back for the pain or reading another balzism...

[NiclDoe]

I bet you Mohr's going to be with you 1000%

[Morts]

Originally Posted by U49

In general: I can't stand all those Balz stories anymore.
Time for the allies to introduce the Capt. Walker to the scene..

im with ya on that one

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by Morts

im with ya on that one

@nd Support Group where are you when we need you!

Johnny Walker, Still goining strong!

Watch out Baz! They have there own music, and you won't like the sound of it!

[Brag]

Originally Posted by NiclDoe

Balz will have to miss atleast once like the rest of us.

Balz writes:

Me miss? Ridiculous!!! That torpedo shot at the large cargo was a dud! Fehrschtehts, Du? DUD, DUD, DUD!

Dud, dud, the hoochie-woochie Dud, dud hoochie woochie dud, dud.

[sunvalleyslim]

Me thinks that Herr Balz is going nuts..........Read my quote below

[Petsman]

As I have stated before , Balz is the salt and pepper of the forum.

He is a headache for Kriegsmarine but he brings results.


Oh, and he is an author. Do not forget that authors have special mind!!

Cheers Balz. I will have a beer at port for you!!!

[Brag]

J.S. Balz writes:

U-502
09 August 1941

Exercising my superior skills, U-502 arrived at our assigned patrol grid CG98 with 35,000 BRT of Tommy wares sunk. We shall see how close to 200K can we get now that I have a IXC sumbie.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz. The Magnificent