RIP Balz

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 08:34 PM

our dear friend Kptlt Balz is executed for failing his mission.
he didnt found the Hood so he saud "******* the secondary objective. im going home" and left the harbour he was suposed to make merchie free.

funeral will be tomorrow. be there guy's, his corpse will apriciate it

Gezoes · 08-25-07, 09:00 PM

Nonsense, this is obviously badly spelled British propaganda

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gezoes

Nonsense, this is obviously badly spelled British propaganda

nope. he said himselve that he left the harbour after noticing the Hood wasnt there.
then he got shot by MY squad. and i shot him in the head after it

no way anyone (even the biggest soab) would survive this

GoldenRivet · 08-25-07, 09:11 PM

you shot him in the head?

you should know his only weakness is to be shot in the balz!

Brag · 08-25-07, 09:11 PM

The joke is on you, my shallow water friend:

Kptlt Balz is alive, well, and sinking enemy shipping in the high seas like a good Kaleun.

I suggest you read your manual for U-Boat Komandants and quit the juvenal obsession with harbours and Balz.

Balz may be obnoxious and lots of people dislike him.

When he accepted the mean Portsmouth orders designed to kill him, he showed a good sence of sportsmanship, demonstrated great skill and a sence of humour. Your shoot him attitude reveals shallow mindness and lack of appreciation for the arts of war. Any idiot can commit suicide with guns blazing.

The guerilla warfare, which was the battle of the Atlantic requires cunning and choosing the battleground to the advantage of the U-boat. Balz does this well.

So please quit belittling yourself -- Leave Balz alone.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

The joke is on you, my shallow water friend:

Kptlt Balz is alive, well, and sinking enemy shipping in the high seas like a good Kaleun.

I suggest you read your manual for U-Boat Komandants and quit the juvenal obsession with harbours and Balz.

Balz may be obnoxious and lots of people dislike him.

When he accepted the mean Portsmouth orders designed to kill him, he showed a good sence of sportsmanship, demonstrated great skill and a sence of humour. Your shoot him attitude reveals shallow mindness and lack of appreciation for the arts of war. Any idiot can commit suicide with guns blazing.

The guerilla warfare, which was the battle of the Atlantic requires cunning and choosing the battleground to the advantage of the U-boat. Balz does this well.

So please quit belittling yourself -- Leave Balz alone.

only if he stops being a egobastard...

i hate him couse i hate ego persons (great example: GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR!)
i would like to SHOOT THEM ALL

:hmm: not sure if we shot the real one though...
we got reports of Balz beeing on sea, Italy and in poland...

BTW. how can i be in harbours when hunting convoy's in the atlantic ? or warships in the med ? i gave up on harbour raiding... (damn luftwaffe)

Brag · 08-25-07, 09:30 PM

LOL, Mohr.

The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid.
At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

LOL, Mohr.

The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid.
At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

got to agree with that. (first time i do :hmm

Brag · 08-25-07, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

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Originally Posted by Brag

LOL, Mohr.

The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid.
At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

got to agree with that. (first time i do :hmm

Good, now I can go to bed without fear of a bullet in the head. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

mowgli99 · 08-25-07, 10:15 PM

until next time..... dum dum dum *suspensful/dramaic music*

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-25-07, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

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Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

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Originally Posted by Brag

LOL, Mohr.

The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid.
At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

got to agree with that. (first time i do :hmm

Good, now I can go to bed without fear of a bullet in the head. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: use less ego on Balz and i might get a fan of him

Packerton · 08-25-07, 11:49 PM

Haha this forum has Storylines :rotfl:

papa_smurf · 08-26-07, 06:26 AM

Nothing can kill Balz (except himself) - he is to the Red baron of the Kreigsemarine

Dowly · 08-26-07, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Nothing can kill Balz (except himself) - he is to the Red baron of the Kreigsemarine

Well.. Red Baron could be killed by others.

Kaleu. Jochen Mohr · 08-26-07, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Nothing can kill Balz (except himself) - he is to the Red baron of the Kreigsemarine

Well.. Red Baron could be killed by others.

IIRC the red baron of WWI was shot down by a infantery bullet. :hmm:

08-25-07, 08:34 PM	#1
Kaleu. Jochen Mohr Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: in my sub Posts: 2,741 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	RIP Balz our dear friend Kptlt Balz is executed for failing his mission. he didnt found the Hood so he saud "******* the secondary objective. im going home" and left the harbour he was suposed to make merchie free. funeral will be tomorrow. be there guy's, his corpse will apriciate it __________________ Gruß

08-25-07, 09:00 PM	#2
Gezoes XO Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 435 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Nonsense, this is obviously badly spelled British propaganda __________________ If I wasn't a little mad, I'd go mad.

08-25-07, 09:11 PM	#4
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	you shot him in the head? you should know his only weakness is to be shot in the balz! __________________

08-25-07, 09:11 PM	#5
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	The joke is on you, my shallow water friend: Kptlt Balz is alive, well, and sinking enemy shipping in the high seas like a good Kaleun. I suggest you read your manual for U-Boat Komandants and quit the juvenal obsession with harbours and Balz. Balz may be obnoxious and lots of people dislike him. When he accepted the mean Portsmouth orders designed to kill him, he showed a good sence of sportsmanship, demonstrated great skill and a sence of humour. Your shoot him attitude reveals shallow mindness and lack of appreciation for the arts of war. Any idiot can commit suicide with guns blazing. The guerilla warfare, which was the battle of the Atlantic requires cunning and choosing the battleground to the advantage of the U-boat. Balz does this well. So please quit belittling yourself -- Leave Balz alone. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-25-07, 09:30 PM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	LOL, Mohr. The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid. At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

08-25-07, 10:15 PM	#10
mowgli99 Engineer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 215 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	until next time..... dum dum dum suspensful/dramaic music

08-25-07, 11:49 PM	#12
Packerton Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Newfoundland,Canada Posts: 398 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Haha this forum has Storylines :rotfl:

08-26-07, 06:26 AM	#13
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Nothing can kill Balz (except himself) - he is to the Red baron of the Kreigsemarine