Craziest pick-up lines that might just work...

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

Perhaps you don’t know me? My name is Mr Right.

Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.