Time for another caption contest!

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 02:42 PM

After seriously mis-placing Stavanger while working on adding it to NorOps, I ended up with the picture below. Rather than feeling stupid at how I hadn't previewed my harbour placement in the editor prior to launching the game

, I thought, hey, let's see what the community makes of it.

Hence, caption contest!

More info:

I'll let the caption contest run for two weeks, after which three winners will be chosen.
With "caption" I mean captions, monologue, dialogue, other form of communication, or a combination of the above:p.
Post your submission as an edit of the image or as text only.
No prizes, sorry, though maybe later I'll have another contest with NorOps beta tester positions up for grabs.

Your victim, sans captions:

Now get to it, people. I know it's a potentially tricky one, but let's give each others some good laughs in these troubled times!

As it were last time, I've got some ideas of my own, and as it were last time, I'll save them until the contest is over.

danlisa · 11-27-06, 02:55 PM

1)"Commandant, I know what Bernard did with that quick drying cement":rotfl:

2)Announcement - This Flotilla has now been converted to a Panzer division. Prepare to fit caterpillar tracks to all U-boats.

Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related

bigboywooly · 11-27-06, 03:42 PM

1) Ok then boys grab a shovel each Bernards been surveying again

2) I SAID DONT PULL THE FLUSH IN PORT - BEEEERRRNAAARRRD !!!!

AVGWarhawk · 11-27-06, 03:44 PM

Has anyone seen the powdered cocoa for our next cruise?

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related

Hah hah, proven wrong:p.

ECV56_PolTen · 11-27-06, 04:03 PM

This is for "Surface" fans:

Caitlin: Where's all the water?
Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming.

Too bad the show was cancelled after only one season

danlisa · 11-27-06, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Quote:

Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related

Hah hah, proven wrong:p.

Just you wait until Seth is online

for he shall launch forth with a tirade of bernard quotes.

Oh, I almost forgot to laugh at your mistake.....

LOL

Mauser KAR98K · 11-27-06, 04:49 PM

Song..."Where has all the water gone...Blame Bernade the idiot..."

Safe-Keeper · 11-27-06, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Caitlin: Where's all the water?
Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming.

:rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 11-27-06, 04:56 PM

The new Submarine hide out - The sewage works!! You will always be in sh!t, it's just the depth that varies!

The Concrete Sea!

"How deep are we?"

"Under 12 meters of concrete, Captain Bernard!"

"The hedgehogs and depthcharges won't be able to harm us now!"

11-27-06, 05:56 PM

eeeerrr...Sir I think the Resistance may have been here

_Seth_ · 11-27-06, 06:12 PM

Good one, mateys!! :rotfl::rotfl:

Here's mine:

"At last, the tomb is finished! That will keep those X1 guys away from our free mods!"
__

"The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!"
__

"And here we have Davy Jones' new and bulletproof locker! Its only $ 29.95, and if you buy it now, you will also get a free pair of kriegsmarine mittens! Dont wait, call now! Operators are standing by!"

Sailor Steve · 11-27-06, 06:14 PM

"Boys, it's the perfect naval base. Now we just have to move it down to the ocean."

Shaffer4 · 11-27-06, 06:29 PM

1) After Operation Sealion proves a failure, Hitler devises his ultimate plan; His radical new Blitzcrete campaign.

2) "Your Tiger Claw is no match for my Uber Four Crane Blitzkrieg Technique... ACHTUNG!!!"

Stealth Hunter · 11-27-06, 06:56 PM

"Flotilla, we have a problem. I can't move OR open the hatch."|
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"Oh noes! He haxxed our dockz!" |
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"Well, we are going to get owned if we stick to the water, so I says, 'I say we build a land bridge from here to England!'. And that's just what we did."

11-27-06, 02:42 PM	#1
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Time for another caption contest! After seriously mis-placing Stavanger while working on adding it to NorOps, I ended up with the picture below. Rather than feeling stupid at how I hadn't previewed my harbour placement in the editor prior to launching the game, I thought, hey, let's see what the community makes of it. Hence, caption contest! More info: I'll let the caption contest run for two weeks, after which three winners will be chosen. With "caption" I mean captions, monologue, dialogue, other form of communication, or a combination of the above:p. Post your submission as an edit of the image or as text only. No prizes, sorry, though maybe later I'll have another contest with NorOps beta tester positions up for grabs. *Your victim, sans* captions:** Now get to it, people. I know it's a potentially tricky one, but let's give each others some good laughs in these troubled times! As it were last time, I've got some ideas of my own, and as it were last time, I'll save them until the contest is over. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper. Last edited by Safe-Keeper; 11-27-06 at 05:12 PM.

11-27-06, 02:55 PM	#2
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	1)"Commandant, I know what Bernard did with that quick drying cement":rotfl: 2)Announcement - This Flotilla has now been converted to a Panzer division. Prepare to fit caterpillar tracks to all U-boats. Edit - You just know that these will all be Bernard related __________________ Last edited by danlisa; 11-27-06 at 03:10 PM.

11-27-06, 03:42 PM	#3
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	1) Ok then boys grab a shovel each Bernards been surveying again 2) I SAID DONT PULL THE FLUSH IN PORT - BEEEERRRNAAARRRD !!!! __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

11-27-06, 03:44 PM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Has anyone seen the powdered cocoa for our next cruise? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

11-27-06, 04:03 PM	#6
ECV56_PolTen Sailor man Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 47 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is for "Surface" fans: Caitlin: Where's all the water? Miles: It's receded. The wave. It's coming. Too bad the show was cancelled after only one season __________________ "Let us be proud of being Argentine... proud, even though they teach us to be ashamed" Com. (R) Pablo M. R. Carballo. "We are not here to see if we can; we can, that's why we are here" Grupo Técnico I "Comrades: confidence in victory, discipline, and three hails to the motherland!...Open fire, the people are watching us!" Admiral Guillermo Brown

11-27-06, 04:49 PM	#8
Mauser KAR98K Bosun Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tennessee Posts: 68 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Song..."Where has all the water gone...Blame Bernade the idiot..." __________________ Mauser mit Dem Mauser. U-51: Terrorizing the North Sea until France is concured! "The Keel Splitter!"

11-27-06, 04:56 PM	#10
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	The new Submarine hide out - The sewage works!! You will always be in sh!t, it's just the depth that varies! The Concrete Sea! "How deep are we?" "Under 12 meters of concrete, Captain Bernard!" "The hedgehogs and depthcharges won't be able to harm us now!" __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-27-06, 05:56 PM	#11
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	eeeerrr...Sir I think the Resistance may have been here

11-27-06, 06:12 PM	#12
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Good one, mateys!! :rotfl::rotfl: Here's mine: "At last, the tomb is finished! That will keep those X1 guys away from our free mods!" __ "The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!" __ "And here we have Davy Jones' new and bulletproof locker! Its only $ 29.95, and if you buy it now, you will also get a free pair of kriegsmarine mittens! Dont wait, call now! Operators are standing by!" __________________

11-27-06, 06:14 PM	#13
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	"Boys, it's the perfect naval base. Now we just have to move it down to the ocean." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-27-06, 06:29 PM	#14
Shaffer4 Ensign Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Walla Walla, Wa Posts: 223 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	1) After Operation Sealion proves a failure, Hitler devises his ultimate plan; His radical new Blitzcrete campaign. 2) "Your Tiger Claw is no match for my Uber Four Crane Blitzkrieg Technique... ACHTUNG!!!" __________________

11-27-06, 06:56 PM	#15
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	"Flotilla, we have a problem. I can't move OR open the hatch."\| -----------------------------------------------------------\| "Oh noes! He haxxed our dockz!" \| -----------------------------------------------------------\| "Well, we are going to get owned if we stick to the water, so I says, 'I say we build a land bridge from here to England!'. And that's just what we did." Last edited by Stealth Hunter; 11-27-06 at 07:56 PM.