This Won't Be Good...

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 08:24 AM

Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

Fubar2Niner · 02-13-15, 09:13 AM

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

Platapus · 02-13-15, 10:14 AM

"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back."

"It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep."

"Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something."

Eichhörnchen · 02-13-15, 10:22 AM

Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

Dowly · 02-13-15, 10:26 AM

"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"

Tango589 · 02-13-15, 11:35 AM

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

Dowly · 02-13-15, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing"

Onkel Neal · 02-13-15, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis".

Can you think of a few more?

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

Aktungbby · 02-15-15, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

Was this conversation shortly after the Lorena Bobbit incident?

Some reassembly required

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

talk about rose colored glasses here and then he starred in a porn flick!

I'm a little jealous...and I don't know why

02-13-15, 08:24 AM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,384 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This Won't Be Good... Those things people say, either in the movies or in real life, just before things turn nasty or a dirty great piano falls from the sky. Like: "I've had a look at your x-rays, Mr Trellis". Can you think of a few more?

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	"It must have been a fuse, I will go in the basement and reset it. I'll be right back." "It must have been the cat. Go back to sleep." "Sir, there are some police officers who want to see you. I over heard one of them saying something about being sure to wait for a Mr. Miranda who will be right here or something." __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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02-13-15, 09:13 AM	#2
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,384 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Brilliant, Fubar & Platapus...

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	"5 days until retirement, here's a photo of my two kids, want to see it?"