ARE YOUR LOVED ONES PLOTTING TO EAT YOU?!

Cybermat47 · 10-17-12, 08:03 PM

Take this quiz:http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat/go

My family has a 41% chance of eating me!

With thanks to Rockstar, for getting me onto the site!

Hottentot · 10-17-12, 11:58 PM

NO, BECAUSE IT'S ME WHO FEEDS HIM TWICE A DAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

Cybermat47 · 10-18-12, 12:00 AM

Aww... Cute widdle doggy wid his widdle boney-woney. Awww.

Hottentot · 10-18-12, 12:04 AM

IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A REAL BONE!! HE HAS BEEN TO A VET TWICE NOW BECAUSE HE ATE ONE!!! OK, THE LAST TIME HE ATE TWO!! IN ROW!! WITH LOTS OF DRY SALTY MEAT STILL LEFT ON THEM!! WHEN I WAS OUT!! AND THEN HE PUKED ONCE PER HOUR FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT AND I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO A WALK AT SILLY O'CLOCK IN A PITCH BLACK DARKNESS AND BLIZZARD LOOOOLOLOOL HILARIOUS!!!

ALSO HE IS TRAINED TO ATTACK ON COMMAND AND ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM CUTE IS USUALLY THE FIRST TO LEARN THAT LOL!!!

Cybermat47 · 10-18-12, 12:08 AM

Meh, still cute.
Nice capitals, by the way.

Hottentot · 10-18-12, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Meh, still cute.
Nice capitals, by the way.

YES!!! I APPRECIATE CAPSLOCK!!! IT MAKES PEOPLE NOTICE MY NONSENSE MUCH BETTER!!!

Oberon · 10-18-12, 05:34 AM

YAY CAPSLOCK!

Jimbuna · 10-18-12, 08:38 AM

Only 19% chance....I can sleep a little easier at night now.

Stealhead · 10-18-12, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hottentot

NO, BECAUSE IT'S ME WHO FEEDS HIM TWICE A DAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

Do not be so sure I see it in his eyes he is thinking; "If only I had opposable thumbs
I would be chewing on a Hottentot flavored chewy" ......(Homer Simpson dreaming of doughnuts while drooling sound here)
CAPSLOCK

Penguin · 10-18-12, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hottentot

YES!!! I APPRECIATE CAPSLOCK!!! IT MAKES PEOPLE NOTICE MY NONSENSE MUCH BETTER!!!

LOISTAVAA, HÖLÖSUU! NYT HÄN TUSKIN PUKAHTAA MEILLE SANAAKAAN!

(HINT: SAMPO, P.7

)

AT THE FIRST LOOK AT YOUR DOG'S PIC, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD SPORT A GIANT SPLIFF IN HIS MOUTH

- HIS LOOK GAVE ME THE SAME IMPRESSION!

Platapus · 10-18-12, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Only 19% chance....I can sleep a little easier at night now.

That's just what they want you to think.

mookiemookie · 10-18-12, 06:39 PM

I may be plotting to eat her, but that's none of your business.

Armistead · 10-18-12, 07:54 PM

I sent it to my wife, she has a 51% chance of eating me, but she said it was a 0% chance that would happen tonight.

Cybermat47 · 10-18-12, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

I sent it to my wife, she has a 51% chance of eating me, but she said it was a 0% chance that would happen tonight.

Hottentot · 10-19-12, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penguin

AT THE FIRST LOOK AT YOUR DOG'S PIC, I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD SPORT A GIANT SPLIFF IN HIS MOUTH

- HIS LOOK GAVE ME THE SAME IMPRESSION!

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE NOTICED THAT!!!! I THOUGHT SO AS WELL, THAT'S WHY I TOOK THE PICTURE!!!! SOME OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SAID SO TOO!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealhead

CAPSLOCK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

YAY CAPSLOCK!

THE POWER OF CAPSLOCK IS ULTIMATE!!!! I HEARD OBAMA USES CAPSLOCK TOO!!!! THAT ALONE SHOULD MAKE THIS THREAD A TEN-PAGER!!!!

10-17-12, 08:03 PM	#1
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	ARE YOUR LOVED ONES PLOTTING TO EAT YOU?! Take this quiz:http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/plotting_eat/go My family has a 41% chance of eating me! With thanks to Rockstar, for getting me onto the site! __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-17-12, 11:58 PM	#2
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	NO, BECAUSE IT'S ME WHO FEEDS HIM TWICE A DAY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

10-18-12, 12:00 AM	#3
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Aww... Cute widdle doggy wid his widdle boney-woney. Awww. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-18-12, 12:04 AM	#4
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A REAL BONE!! HE HAS BEEN TO A VET TWICE NOW BECAUSE HE ATE ONE!!! OK, THE LAST TIME HE ATE TWO!! IN ROW!! WITH LOTS OF DRY SALTY MEAT STILL LEFT ON THEM!! WHEN I WAS OUT!! AND THEN HE PUKED ONCE PER HOUR FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT AND I HAD TO TAKE HIM TO A WALK AT SILLY O'CLOCK IN A PITCH BLACK DARKNESS AND BLIZZARD LOOOOLOLOOL HILARIOUS!!! ALSO HE IS TRAINED TO ATTACK ON COMMAND AND ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM CUTE IS USUALLY THE FIRST TO LEARN THAT LOL!!! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

10-18-12, 12:08 AM	#5
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Meh, still cute. Nice capitals, by the way. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

10-18-12, 05:34 AM	#7
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	YAY CAPSLOCK!

10-18-12, 08:38 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Only 19% chance....I can sleep a little easier at night now. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-18-12, 06:39 PM	#12
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	I may be plotting to eat her, but that's none of your business. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

10-18-12, 07:54 PM	#13
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I sent it to my wife, she has a 51% chance of eating me, but she said it was a 0% chance that would happen tonight.

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