Looks Like I'm Rich After All

Jimbuna · 03-21-11, 08:58 AM

Just received this via one of my Hotmail accounts from the United Bank of Africa....so I may not be going to work this afternoon after all

UBA House, 57 Marina, P.O. Box 2406
Lagos Nigeria.ATM DEPARTMENT
United Bank of Africa plc

Attn:Sir ,

RE-NOTIFICATION ON THE AVAILABILITY OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA ATM DEBIT CARD

We wish to inform you that your name is amongst those shortlisted for payment of your Long overdue contract payment, Lottery and Inheritance funds. This payment was approved via ATM CARD, and was introduced as a result of the numerous internet scams through fake 'URL' BANK WEBSITES and on the series of complaints we've received from victims of this scams. It is of great importance you understand from this email that part payment of US$1M (One Million United States Dollars Only) has already been loaded in your ATM MASTER CARD and will be delivered directly to you through our courier services.

We want to ensure the safety of your funds by introducing this payment method, considering the time frame given to complete this payment this last quarter of the year, you should ensure you give us the maximum cooperation required to ensure immediate delivery to you as all processes has already been completed, however, you should not go against the official protocols of completing this transaction which demands your current address for delivery of your parcel.

It is our pleasure to inform you that Your Visa Card Number; 4336765425643365 has been approved and upgraded in your favor this morning. Your Secret PIN Number will not disclose to you yet( ****) The Visa Debit Credit Card Value is US$1,000,000,00.MILLION USD Only.

Below is the confirmation of our clients who have received theirs via FEDEX COURIER SERVICES. you can track them on the FedEx website to confirm some beneficiaries like you who have received their ATM card successfully.

Name : GARY MARTIN: FedEx Tracking Number: 871982486370 ttp://www.fedex.com/ng/

All you need is to provide us with the delivery charges of 50 USD, we shall provide you with the transfer information to enable this dream be actualized else we will not take responsibility of the courier fees as your total sum is already loaded in your card.

As soon as we are satisfied with the information you shall provide, we shall provide you with the tracking numbers to ensure you track your parcel to its arrival which specifically arrives your Country within 3 days we confirm receipt of the courier fees from you.

We are committed to serving you, but with strict adherence to your rules, regulations as well as guiding polices.

Regards.

Mr Frank Obi,
ATM DEPARTMENT
United Bank of Africa plc.
Mobile:Call or sms+234 7026 214433 .

Feuer Frei! · 03-21-11, 09:00 AM

So what will you do with all the money Jim?

Herr-Berbunch · 03-21-11, 09:08 AM

Bargain, only costing you $50 for $1m!!!

Why, oh why, does this good fortune always go straight into my junkmail?

Freiwillige · 03-21-11, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Name : GARY MARTIN: FedEx Tracking Number: 871982486370 ttp://www.fedex.com/ng/

That's twice in as many days you had my name in one of your posts. I am starting to believe you are psychic!

Feuer Frei! · 03-21-11, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Why, oh why, does this good fortune always go straight into my junkmail?

You really need to learn how to use your email client

nikimcbee · 03-21-11, 09:25 AM

Congrats Jim!

I've got a keg of Newcastle and I'll reserve a seat for you on the pt-boat for you. Now when are you flying out?

STEED · 03-21-11, 10:53 AM

I bet jim is pi**ed as a fart on beer right now.

AVGWarhawk · 03-21-11, 11:15 AM

Jim,

Give them another $50.00 and tell them double or nothing!

nikimcbee · 03-21-11, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Congrats Jim!

I've got a keg of Newcastle and I'll reserve a seat for you on the pt-boat for you. Now when are you flying out?

...and since I'm helping you spend the money, buy steed a ticket too.

Penguin · 03-21-11, 11:27 AM

Do you have some spare change for a poor, hungry Penguin, who has to support 7 wives and 16 children, Jim?

but I think their English skills do improve, less than two mistakes per sentence, getting better

Jimbuna · 03-21-11, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

I bet jim is pi**ed as a fart on beer right now.

I wish....I'm at work trying out this nifty little netbook

LOL at you aLL

nikimcbee · 03-21-11, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wish....I'm at work trying out this nifty little netbook

LOL at you aLL

Surfing at work!

Das ist unglaublich!

STEED · 03-21-11, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Surfing at work!

Nothing like looking at all those porn sites and not bothered about viruses while using the company's PC's.

Careful now jim your go blind viewing all that smut.

bookworm_020 · 03-21-11, 06:13 PM

Maybe you can give a donation to Subsim from your new windfall! If it's big enough, you can get your own memorial thread!

Jimbuna · 03-21-11, 06:19 PM

Not too bad when you know the access codes for a wreless connection

03-21-11, 08:58 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looks Like I'm Rich After All Just received this via one of my Hotmail accounts from the United Bank of Africa....so I may not be going to work this afternoon after all UBA House, 57 Marina, P.O. Box 2406 Lagos Nigeria.ATM DEPARTMENT United Bank of Africa plc Attn:Sir , RE-NOTIFICATION ON THE AVAILABILITY OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA ATM DEBIT CARD We wish to inform you that your name is amongst those shortlisted for payment of your Long overdue contract payment, Lottery and Inheritance funds. This payment was approved via ATM CARD, and was introduced as a result of the numerous internet scams through fake 'URL' BANK WEBSITES and on the series of complaints we've received from victims of this scams. It is of great importance you understand from this email that part payment of US$1M (One Million United States Dollars Only) has already been loaded in your ATM MASTER CARD and will be delivered directly to you through our courier services. We want to ensure the safety of your funds by introducing this payment method, considering the time frame given to complete this payment this last quarter of the year, you should ensure you give us the maximum cooperation required to ensure immediate delivery to you as all processes has already been completed, however, you should not go against the official protocols of completing this transaction which demands your current address for delivery of your parcel. It is our pleasure to inform you that Your Visa Card Number; 4336765425643365 has been approved and upgraded in your favor this morning. Your Secret PIN Number will not disclose to you yet( **) The Visa Debit Credit Card Value is US$1,000,000,00.MILLION USD Only. Below is the confirmation of our clients who have received theirs via FEDEX COURIER SERVICES. you can track them on the FedEx website to confirm some beneficiaries like you who have received their ATM card successfully. Name : GARY MARTIN: FedEx Tracking Number: 871982486370 ttp://www.fedex.com/ng/ All you need is to provide us with the delivery charges of 50 USD, we shall provide you with the transfer information to enable this dream be actualized else we will not take responsibility of the courier fees as your total sum is already loaded in your card. As soon as we are satisfied with the information you shall provide, we shall provide you with the tracking numbers to ensure you track your parcel to its arrival which specifically arrives your Country within 3 days we confirm receipt of the courier fees from you. We are committed to serving you, but with strict adherence to your rules, regulations as well as guiding polices. Regards. Mr Frank Obi, ATM DEPARTMENT United Bank of Africa plc. Mobile:Call or sms+234 7026 214433 . __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**

03-21-11, 09:00 AM	#2
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	So what will you do with all the money Jim? __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

03-21-11, 09:08 AM	#3
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Bargain, only costing you $50 for $1m!!! Why, oh why, does this good fortune always go straight into my junkmail? __________________

03-21-11, 09:25 AM	#6
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Congrats Jim! I've got a keg of Newcastle and I'll reserve a seat for you on the pt-boat for you. Now when are you flying out? __________________

03-21-11, 10:53 AM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I bet jim is pi**ed as a fart on beer right now. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-21-11, 11:15 AM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Jim, Give them another $50.00 and tell them double or nothing! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-21-11, 11:27 AM	#10
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Do you have some spare change for a poor, hungry Penguin, who has to support 7 wives and 16 children, Jim? but I think their English skills do improve, less than two mistakes per sentence, getting better

03-21-11, 06:13 PM	#14
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Maybe you can give a donation to Subsim from your new windfall! If it's big enough, you can get your own memorial thread! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

03-21-11, 06:19 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not too bad when you know the access codes for a wreless connection __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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