Looks Like I'm Rich After All
 

Just received this via one of my Hotmail accounts from the United Bank of Africa....so I may not be going to work this afternoon after all :DL

UBA House, 57 Marina, P.O. Box 2406
Lagos Nigeria.ATM DEPARTMENT
United Bank of Africa plc

Attn:Sir ,


RE-NOTIFICATION ON THE AVAILABILITY OF YOUR PAYMENT VIA ATM DEBIT CARD

We wish to inform you that your name is amongst those shortlisted for payment of your Long overdue contract payment, Lottery and Inheritance funds. This payment was approved via ATM CARD, and was introduced as a result of the numerous internet scams through fake 'URL' BANK WEBSITES and on the series of complaints we've received from victims of this scams. It is of great importance you understand from this email that part payment of US$1M (One Million United States Dollars Only) has already been loaded in your ATM MASTER CARD and will be delivered directly to you through our courier services.

We want to ensure the safety of your funds by introducing this payment method, considering the time frame given to complete this payment this last quarter of the year, you should ensure you give us the maximum cooperation required to ensure immediate delivery to you as all processes has already been completed, however, you should not go against the official protocols of completing this transaction which demands your current address for delivery of your parcel.

It is our pleasure to inform you that Your Visa Card Number; 4336765425643365 has been approved and upgraded in your favor this morning. Your Secret PIN Number will not disclose to you yet( ****) The Visa Debit Credit Card Value is US$1,000,000,00.MILLION USD Only.

Below is the confirmation of our clients who have received theirs via FEDEX COURIER SERVICES. you can track them on the FedEx website to confirm some beneficiaries like you who have received their ATM card successfully.

Name : GARY MARTIN: FedEx Tracking Number: 871982486370 ttp://www.fedex.com/ng/


All you need is to provide us with the delivery charges of 50 USD, we shall provide you with the transfer information to enable this dream be actualized else we will not take responsibility of the courier fees as your total sum is already loaded in your card.

As soon as we are satisfied with the information you shall provide, we shall provide you with the tracking numbers to ensure you track your parcel to its arrival which specifically arrives your Country within 3 days we confirm receipt of the courier fees from you.

We are committed to serving you, but with strict adherence to your rules, regulations as well as guiding polices.



Regards.

Mr Frank Obi,
ATM DEPARTMENT
United Bank of Africa plc.
Mobile:Call or sms+234 7026 214433 .

So what will you do with all the money Jim?

Bargain, only costing you $50 for $1m!!! :yeah:

Why, oh why, does this good fortune always go straight into my junkmail? :nope:

That's twice in as many days you had my name in one of your posts. I am starting to believe you are psychic!

You really need to learn how to use your email client :O:

Congrats Jim!:woot: I've got a keg of Newcastle and I'll reserve a seat for you on the pt-boat for you. Now when are you flying out?:yeah:

I bet jim is pi**ed as a fart on beer right now. :rotfl2:

Jim,

Give them another $50.00 and tell them double or nothing! :up:

...and since I'm helping you spend the money, buy steed a ticket too.:D:yeah:

Do you have some spare change for a poor, hungry Penguin, who has to support 7 wives and 16 children, Jim? :D



but I think their English skills do improve, less than two mistakes per sentence, getting better :up:

I wish....I'm at work trying out this nifty little netbook :03:

LOL at you aLL :DL

Surfing at work!:o

Das ist unglaublich!:haha:

Nothing like looking at all those porn sites and not bothered about viruses while using the company's PC's. :rotfl2:

Careful now jim your go blind viewing all that smut. :haha:

Maybe you can give a donation to Subsim from your new windfall! If it's big enough, you can get your own memorial thread!:shucks:

Not too bad when you know the access codes for a wreless connection :know: