Boy, am I dumb or what?

[YellowTailedNoob]

Greets Amigos!

Ok, sure, it took me a few years to more or less to 'master' the nuances of flight simulation. So, in my naivite', I figured SH would be easy to grasp. Wrong. In my defense (such as it is), I am approaching Sub Sims like I do Flight Sims. Do it right or don't bother doing it at all ....

I've been reading most of your posts, trying to absorb as much as I could the tonnage of information you all have graciously displayed for we noobs. Know what I got from those hours? I swear, before the lights went out, I heard a crew member say "Don't touch that! It will detonate a tor ..."

So, is there a tutorial anywhere, for SH 3, 4 or 5? One that starts from "Double click the shortcut on your desktop" and ends when it says something like "Better luck next time, you idiot".

I've been working at this, and still when I open any of the three sims, if I'm fortunate enough to find a target, I freeze and despite all the download/print/read/absorb of your individual tutorials (and thank you a ton for all your work - sorry I am unable to grasp it. Believe me, it is me, not you), I'm just not getting it. Perhaps I've missed the tutorial that starts with "How to find a target" and ends with "Say hello to Davy Jones". In very simple, small words.

Thanks Guys. As I've said before, you all are every bit as gracious and knowledgable as the Flight Sim community (which is really saying something), and I appreciate it!

Chip B.