A generic Presidential joke

Platapus · 04-02-09, 04:18 PM

The President of the United States (a generic President), is looking out the Oval Office one January morning.

He notices, written in urine, in the snow, the words “you suck”

Angry, the POTUS calls in the Director of the FBI and demands a full investigation.

One week later the Director of the FBI comes into the Oval Office and says, “Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news about this investigation.”

“The good news, Mr. President, is that we have analyzed the chemical composition of the urine and it belongs to the Vice President.”

“Mr. Director, that's the GOOD news? What is the bad news?”

“Uh, Mr. President, it appears to be your wife's handwriting.”

<rimshot>

04-02-09, 04:18 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A generic Presidential joke The President of the United States (a generic President), is looking out the Oval Office one January morning. He notices, written in urine, in the snow, the words “you suck” Angry, the POTUS calls in the Director of the FBI and demands a full investigation. One week later the Director of the FBI comes into the Oval Office and says, “Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news about this investigation.” “The good news, Mr. President, is that we have analyzed the chemical composition of the urine and it belongs to the Vice President.” “Mr. Director, that's the GOOD news? What is the bad news?” “Uh, Mr. President, it appears to be your wife's handwriting.” <rimshot> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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