Crusty Old Biker

SUBMAN1 · 01-18-09, 08:39 PM

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

NEON DEON · 01-18-09, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 01-19-09, 12:40 PM

That is a good one

Reece · 01-19-09, 11:12 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:Love that one Subman!!! The old biker is not only crusty but wise!!

kiwi_2005 · 01-20-09, 09:15 AM

:rotfl::rotfl:

Digital_Trucker · 01-20-09, 09:38 AM

Didn't see that one coming (no pun intended)

Good one

01-18-09, 08:39 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Crusty Old Biker A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $500.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs? ''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am". The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger. __________________

01-19-09, 12:40 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	That is a good one __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-19-09, 11:12 PM	#4
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,696 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl:Love that one Subman!!! The old biker is not only crusty but wise!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-20-09, 09:15 AM	#5
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	:rotfl::rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

01-20-09, 09:38 AM	#6
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Didn't see that one coming (no pun intended) Good one __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

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