In-Frequently

Koondawg · 11-08-08, 05:15 AM

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to breach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly.
“Well - she says, responding very carefully - I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.”
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, “Was that one word or two?”

KD

Digital_Trucker · 11-08-08, 10:13 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

11-08-08, 05:15 AM	#1
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	In-Frequently An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to breach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly. “Well - she says, responding very carefully - I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.” The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, “Was that one word or two?” KD

11-08-08, 10:13 AM	#2
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

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