Man caught having sex with picnic table

Von Tonner · 03-29-08, 08:09 AM

ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!!

"Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml

STEED · 03-29-08, 08:15 AM

Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger.

DeepIron · 03-29-08, 08:18 AM

Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place?

silentrunner · 03-29-08, 08:19 AM

Once again I must use this video...

DeepIron · 03-29-08, 08:21 AM

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...

Sonarman · 03-29-08, 08:29 AM

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike!

Brag · 03-29-08, 08:44 AM

A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 03-29-08, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonarman

We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike!

Sounds like kratos to me

silentrunner · 03-30-08, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeepIron

Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts...

Done and Done

STEED · 03-30-08, 12:22 PM

I wonder if these experts will have a say on this one. :hmm:

Mean while here is what they think of Soccer Hooligans.

03-29-08, 08:09 AM	#1
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	Man caught having sex with picnic table ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!! "Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence. Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it. Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml

03-29-08, 08:15 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well it could be worse, he could be a dog shagger or a farm animal shagger. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-29-08, 08:18 AM	#3
DeepIron Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Too far from the Pacific right now... Posts: 1,634 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hey, it was consentual! The table didn't complain... only the neighbor! Besides, what was the neighbr doing spying on this guy in the first place? __________________ RFB / RSRDC Beta Tester RFB / RSRDC Modding Forum: http://forum.kickinbak.com/index.php RFB Top Post link: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=125529 RFB Loadout: RFB_V1.52_102408: RFB_V1.52_Patch_111608: RSRDC_RFBv15_V396

03-29-08, 08:19 AM	#4
silentrunner Watch Officer Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mind your own business English Types Posts: 334 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Once again I must use this video... __________________

03-29-08, 08:21 AM	#5
DeepIron Sea Lord Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Too far from the Pacific right now... Posts: 1,634 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hey silentrunner... downside your graphic will ya? I gotta scroll 2/3 the way down the page to get to the next posts... __________________ RFB / RSRDC Beta Tester RFB / RSRDC Modding Forum: http://forum.kickinbak.com/index.php RFB Top Post link: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=125529 RFB Loadout: RFB_V1.52_102408: RFB_V1.52_Patch_111608: RSRDC_RFBv15_V396

03-29-08, 08:29 AM	#6
Sonarman The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ayr,Scotland,UK Posts: 1,392 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	We had a similar incident in Scotland where a guy was caught having sex with his bike! __________________ "The action is simulated...the excitement is real!" Microprose Simulation Software.

03-29-08, 08:44 AM	#7
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A guy with bad table manners :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-30-08, 12:22 PM	#10
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I wonder if these experts will have a say on this one. :hmm: Mean while here is what they think of Soccer Hooligans. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode