HELP!! I'm related to Bernard!!

LobsterBoy · 12-12-07, 09:45 PM

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

12-12-07, 09:47 PM

I hope she didn't slam you in the dog house bro, what are the odds?

Blacklight · 12-12-07, 09:51 PM

Quote:

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

Wecome to the family......brother !

LobsterBoy · 12-12-07, 09:51 PM

No, she gets it (now), but there was a scary moment there.

Kpt. Lehmann · 12-13-07, 01:41 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Funny stuff there mate.

Dowly · 12-13-07, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LobsterBoy

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

Welcome to the family!

Regards, her grandfather.

:p

NiclDoe · 12-13-07, 07:12 AM

Ps before you go out check the crew for anyone that does not belong.

Bernard Dummkopf · 12-13-07, 05:12 PM

A heartly welcome to LobsterBoy! All our family members embrace you! Actually you have to change your name to BernardBoy, we're not the Lobsters ya know...

U49 · 12-13-07, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LobsterBoy

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

:hmm:
Aeehm, I don't really want to ask a much too personal question, but....
what's his age again?

Maybe........ (see link)
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...3&postcount=26

:rotfl:

sasquatch · 12-13-07, 06:53 PM

He's not a WWII vet is he? lol.

Sailor Steve · 12-13-07, 07:18 PM

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

12-13-07, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

I was thinking the same thing while I was posting my first response but didn't think to ask

Sailor Steve · 12-13-07, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by -SWCowboy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

I was thinking the same thing while I was posting my first response but didn't think to ask

You were thinking but didn't think at the same time?

Sounds like me.:rotfl:

papa_smurf · 12-14-07, 02:08 PM

From now on, all your careers will be severley disrupted.

Blacklight · 12-14-07, 04:30 PM

Now is the perfect time to bond with your father in law. Have him sit behind you while you play SHIII and give you pointers !!!!

12-12-07, 09:45 PM	#1
LobsterBoy Machinist's Mate Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 127 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	HELP!! I'm related to Bernard!! One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops. "Who's Bernard," she asks. "Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer. "My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans. Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

12-13-07, 01:41 AM	#5
Kpt. Lehmann GWX Project Director Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Republic of Texas Posts: 6,993 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Funny stuff there mate. __________________ www.thegreywolves.com All you need is good men. - Heinrich Lehmann-Willenbrock

12-13-07, 07:12 AM	#7
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Ps before you go out check the crew for anyone that does not belong. __________________ The Crazy Wolf

12-13-07, 07:18 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-14-07, 02:08 PM	#14
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	From now on, all your careers will be severley disrupted. __________________

12-12-07, 09:47 PM	#2
-SWCowboy. Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I hope she didn't slam you in the dog house bro, what are the odds?

12-12-07, 09:51 PM	#4
LobsterBoy Machinist's Mate Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts: 127 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	No, she gets it (now), but there was a scary moment there.

12-13-07, 05:12 PM	#8
Bernard Dummkopf Watch Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 17 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	A heartly welcome to LobsterBoy! All our family members embrace you! Actually you have to change your name to BernardBoy, we're not the Lobsters ya know...

12-13-07, 06:53 PM	#10
sasquatch Medic Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Kentucky, USA Posts: 160 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	He's not a WWII vet is he? lol.

12-14-07, 04:30 PM	#15
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Now is the perfect time to bond with your father in law. Have him sit behind you while you play SHIII and give you pointers !!!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

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