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LobsterBoy 12-12-07 09:45 PM

HELP!! I'm related to Bernard!!
 
One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

-SWCowboy. 12-12-07 09:47 PM

I hope she didn't slam you in the dog house bro, what are the odds? :o

Blacklight 12-12-07 09:51 PM

Quote:

One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........
Wecome to the family......brother !:88)

LobsterBoy 12-12-07 09:51 PM

No, she gets it (now), but there was a scary moment there.

Kpt. Lehmann 12-13-07 01:41 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :up:

Funny stuff there mate.

Dowly 12-13-07 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LobsterBoy
One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

Welcome to the family!

Regards, her grandfather. :yep::p

NiclDoe 12-13-07 07:12 AM

Ps before you go out check the crew for anyone that does not belong.

Bernard Dummkopf 12-13-07 05:12 PM

A heartly welcome to LobsterBoy! All our family members embrace you! Actually you have to change your name to BernardBoy, we're not the Lobsters ya know...:smug:

U49 12-13-07 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LobsterBoy
One evening I'm browsing the funny pictures on the sticky post, and laughing at Bernard's expense. My wife walks in and looks at the pictures, and chuckles (I don't know if she was laughing at me or the picture), but then stops.

"Who's Bernard," she asks.

"Oh, just some guy they made up to blame all the weird stuff that goes on in the game," I answer.

"My dad's name is Bernard," she deadpans.

:o :o :o

Suddenly I remember that. Then I remember that he speaks fluent German........

:hmm:
Aeehm, I don't really want to ask a much too personal question, but....
what's his age again?

Maybe........ (see link)
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...3&postcount=26

:rotfl:

sasquatch 12-13-07 06:53 PM

He's not a WWII vet is he? lol.

Sailor Steve 12-13-07 07:18 PM

My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

-SWCowboy. 12-13-07 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

I was thinking the same thing while I was posting my first response but didn't think to ask :lol:

Sailor Steve 12-13-07 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by -SWCowboy.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
My personal question is, how can you be married to the girl and not already know her dad's first name?

I was thinking the same thing while I was posting my first response but didn't think to ask :lol:

You were thinking but didn't think at the same time?

Sounds like me.:rotfl:

-SWCowboy. 12-13-07 07:51 PM

It's what working 12 hours a day 4 days a week for the Navy will do to ya :lol: :up:

papa_smurf 12-14-07 02:08 PM

From now on, all your careers will be severley disrupted.


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