TO: Complaint Dept.... WTF

Hanomag · 12-13-07, 12:26 PM

OMG Have a heart....

I am on my 2nd Patrol GWX 2.0, so far it seems the merchant vessels have been left in the dryer to long. I feel like Im looking at a christmas miniature everytime I spy on a convoy. Where are the big ships? Why add a Granville "Pain"? When you could have added Exxon Valdez Class?

I have been wandering the NE of Grid BE for about 2 weeks and seen only teeny tiny coastal vessels and granville "pain"s. At this very moment I am closing in on a medium merchant... YES A MEDIUM!!! Hooorah !!! Something over 2k tons!

Unfortunately my watch officer failed to cry out when this vessel was spotted due to the fact that he collapsed from a heart attack. It was just too much for him to see such a large vessel filling his binoculars.

Also I tracked this contact which I am compelled to include a screenshot of...

Oh yes theyre back..! And more reoccurring than ever...! seen twice in 2 weeks, in the same small area of the Atlantic.. Thats right.. back by popular damand....

THOSE DAMN IRISHMEN... In THERE NEW GIGANTIC CLASS TANKERS!!

Well next time I see them... Im just gonna sink em an adjust my renown accordingly... SO PHOOEY ON YOU!!

BTW loving GWX 2 ...besides the fact that Im ripping my hair out chasing the new wee contacts around the Atlantic.

Penelope_Grey · 12-13-07, 12:28 PM

This is done so as to reduce tonnage scores to more reasonable levels.

Mind you, its still possible to sink over 100k if you really really push it and get lucky.

danlisa · 12-13-07, 12:31 PM

SWEET

Working as should be.

Sink em all.

Penelope_Grey · 12-13-07, 12:33 PM

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

mr chris · 12-13-07, 12:34 PM

My First atlantic patrol in Sept 39.

01 Sep 1939 1924 Patrol 1
U-51, U-Flotilla Wegener
Left at: September 1, 1939, 19:24
From: Kiel
Mission Orders: Patrol grid BE9606 Sep 1939 0651 AN 14 Ship sunk! M/V Agate (Large Trawler), 547 tons

07 Sep 1939
0059 AN 13 Ship sunk! M/V Kingston Cornelian (Small Trawler), 98 tons
0722 AN 11 Ship sunk! M/V Jon Olafsson (Pelagic Trawler), 927 tons

12 Sep 1939
1825 BE 36 Ship sunk! S.S. Jacksonville (Small Merchant), 1818 tons

14 Sep 1939
2121 BE 99 Ship sunk! S.S. Edge Hill (Passenger/Cargo), 2583 tons

24 Sep 1939
0233 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Cahawba (Passenger/Cargo), 2578 tons
0822 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Fort Hoskins (Small Merchant), 1821 tons
1020 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Havsten (Small Merchant), 1822 tons
1855 AM 52 Ship sunk! M/V Canvasback (Medium Cargo), 3767 tons

26 Sep 1939
0339 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Fjordaas (Coastal Freighter), 1873 tons

27 Sep 1939
0403 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Missionary Ridge (Coastal Freighter), 1868 tons

29 Sep 1939
1939 AN 14 Ship sunk! S.S. Bayard (Large Merchant), 11614 tons

04 Oct 1939
0646
Patrol results
Crew losses: 0
Ships sunk: 12
Aircraft destroyed: 0
Patrol tonage: 31316 tons

All i can say it was great fun.

One must remember that every ship the real U-Boat Kpt's saw was not a monster tanker or freighter.

Dowly · 12-13-07, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

Sure we have! Here's the front door buzzer:

danlisa · 12-13-07, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

LOL, Pen, I believe we have any entire 29 page thread devoted to it.

:rotfl:

@ Chris

Nice patrol report.

Penelope_Grey · 12-13-07, 12:40 PM

Now it makes sense.... Dowly is the head of the complaints department.

Penelope_Grey · 12-13-07, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danlisa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!!

LOL, Pen, I believe we have any entire 29 page thread devoted to it.

:rotfl:

Well I know that ya plum! lol

What I meant was an external one lol Which we do, Dowly runs it... just not very well.

LOL Dowly is head of external complaints. I am head of internal complaints.

Hanomag · 12-13-07, 12:49 PM

What no handgrenade with the take a number attached to the pin??

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Penelope_Grey · 12-13-07, 12:53 PM

No... we don't want to kill people.... we let the planes and destroyers do that for us!

Brag · 12-13-07, 02:35 PM

Peneloooopeeeeeeee! I can't find the red complaints button

Blacklight · 12-13-07, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Peneloooopeeeeeeee! I can't find the red complaints button

Don't worry. I got it right here *SNAP !!!!* ow ow ow ow ow ow OW !!!

Penelope_Grey · 12-13-07, 03:18 PM

Uh guys, that was the ferret trap you just sprung!

U49 · 12-13-07, 04:11 PM

I did know there where unexpected things down in my bilge, but ferrets ??
:hmm:

12-13-07, 12:26 PM	#1
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	TO: Complaint Dept.... WTF OMG Have a heart.... I am on my 2nd Patrol GWX 2.0, so far it seems the merchant vessels have been left in the dryer to long. I feel like Im looking at a christmas miniature everytime I spy on a convoy. Where are the big ships? Why add a Granville "Pain"? When you could have added Exxon Valdez Class? I have been wandering the NE of Grid BE for about 2 weeks and seen only teeny tiny coastal vessels and granville "pain"s. At this very moment I am closing in on a medium merchant... YES A MEDIUM!!! Hooorah !!! Something over 2k tons! Unfortunately my watch officer failed to cry out when this vessel was spotted due to the fact that he collapsed from a heart attack. It was just too much for him to see such a large vessel filling his binoculars. Also I tracked this contact which I am compelled to include a screenshot of... Oh yes theyre back..! And more reoccurring than ever...! seen twice in 2 weeks, in the same small area of the Atlantic.. Thats right.. back by popular damand.... THOSE DAMN IRISHMEN... In THERE NEW GIGANTIC CLASS TANKERS!! Well next time I see them... Im just gonna sink em an adjust my renown accordingly... SO PHOOEY ON YOU!! BTW loving GWX 2 ...besides the fact that Im ripping my hair out chasing the new wee contacts around the Atlantic. __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

12-13-07, 12:28 PM	#2
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This is done so as to reduce tonnage scores to more reasonable levels. Mind you, its still possible to sink over 100k if you really really push it and get lucky. __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

12-13-07, 12:31 PM	#3
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	SWEET Working as should be. Sink em all. __________________

12-13-07, 12:33 PM	#4
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	pssst.... Dan.... I never knew we had a complaints Dept!! __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

12-13-07, 12:40 PM	#8
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Now it makes sense.... Dowly is the head of the complaints department. __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

12-13-07, 12:34 PM	#5
mr chris Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 3,562 Downloads: 216 Uploads: 0	My First atlantic patrol in Sept 39. 01 Sep 1939 1924 Patrol 1 U-51, U-Flotilla Wegener Left at: September 1, 1939, 19:24 From: Kiel Mission Orders: Patrol grid BE9606 Sep 1939 0651 AN 14 Ship sunk! M/V Agate (Large Trawler), 547 tons 07 Sep 1939 0059 AN 13 Ship sunk! M/V Kingston Cornelian (Small Trawler), 98 tons 0722 AN 11 Ship sunk! M/V Jon Olafsson (Pelagic Trawler), 927 tons 12 Sep 1939 1825 BE 36 Ship sunk! S.S. Jacksonville (Small Merchant), 1818 tons 14 Sep 1939 2121 BE 99 Ship sunk! S.S. Edge Hill (Passenger/Cargo), 2583 tons 24 Sep 1939 0233 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Cahawba (Passenger/Cargo), 2578 tons 0822 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Fort Hoskins (Small Merchant), 1821 tons 1020 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Havsten (Small Merchant), 1822 tons 1855 AM 52 Ship sunk! M/V Canvasback (Medium Cargo), 3767 tons 26 Sep 1939 0339 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Fjordaas (Coastal Freighter), 1873 tons 27 Sep 1939 0403 AM 52 Ship sunk! S.S. Missionary Ridge (Coastal Freighter), 1868 tons 29 Sep 1939 1939 AN 14 Ship sunk! S.S. Bayard (Large Merchant), 11614 tons 04 Oct 1939 0646 Patrol results Crew losses: 0 Ships sunk: 12 Aircraft destroyed: 0 Patrol tonage: 31316 tons All i can say it was great fun. One must remember that every ship the real U-Boat Kpt's saw was not a monster tanker or freighter.

12-13-07, 12:49 PM	#10
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	What no handgrenade with the take a number attached to the pin?? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

12-13-07, 12:53 PM	#11
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	No... we don't want to kill people.... we let the planes and destroyers do that for us! __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

12-13-07, 02:35 PM	#12
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Peneloooopeeeeeeee! I can't find the red complaints button __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

12-13-07, 03:18 PM	#14
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Uh guys, that was the ferret trap you just sprung! __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

12-13-07, 04:11 PM	#15
U49 Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: D/Niedersachsen Posts: 777 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ferrets aboard? I did know there where unexpected things down in my bilge, but ferrets ?? :hmm: __________________ SH3 battle capability upgrades: GWX2.0, JSGME2.0, SH3Commander 2.7, SH3Gen 0.8.2, TorpDamageMod 2.0, OLC GUI 1.1.5 Awaiting combat readiness for GWX2.0: SH4 effetcs for SH3, SH3Weather 1.5 Following development of: www.subwolves.com Realism: 90%

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