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Old 12-04-07, 12:41 PM   #1
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I suggest they all wear gas masks if it's that strong.

Pensioner with 'disgusting flatulence' banned from breaking wind in social club
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Old 12-04-07, 01:17 PM   #2
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Wow. Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no.

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Wow. Do they think their farts smell better? At the age, you gotta expect digestive problems. I'd probalby hold my nose too...but I wouldn't blame the uy. Just carry a box of matches.

Errr......no.

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Certainly not on an airliner like that poor woman found out awhile back...
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This is easily resolved.....issue every member with an aqualung on entry to the club



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Perhaps this chap,and others with the same problem,might consider the latest in
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What? A cork up the bottom.
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What? A cork up the bottom.
This is the 21st century,Steed.Nobody uses corks for that anymore.
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What? A cork up the bottom.
This is the 21st century,Steed.Nobody uses corks for that anymore.
Exhaust pipe?
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I guess nobody noticed the link in my initial post in this thread,so I've edited it to make it more noticeable.
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I have a cheaper idea, a can of air freshener will do the job.
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I hope there's nobody lighting a fag outside the club as he's exiting


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I have a cheaper idea, a can of air freshener will do the job.
True.

For anyone considering airtravel ,however,I sincerely doubt you they'd let you anywhere near to getting onboard the aircraft with a can of air freshener in your luggage.

I'm not sure which would be more embarrassing.Explaining why you need to be board the plane with that can of air freshener,or having a plane full of people know that YOU are the source of the,errr malodorous emanations. :hmm:
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