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Old 08-24-07, 12:33 AM   #1
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Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
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Old 08-24-07, 02:16 AM   #2
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"C'mon, baby light my fire...."

"You crazy bitch! That's not what I meant!"
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Old 08-24-07, 02:35 AM   #3
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A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka.

Quote:
"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

:rotfl:
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Old 08-24-07, 04:54 AM   #4
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Old 08-24-07, 05:03 AM   #5
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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire




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Old 08-26-07, 07:18 PM   #6
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Just thinking along the same lines AL:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Does it burn when you take a leak?"
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