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JALU3 08-24-07 12:33 AM

First Bobit now this
 
Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis:o

HMCS 08-24-07 02:16 AM

"C'mon, baby light my fire...."

"You crazy bitch! That's not what I meant!"

Happy Times 08-24-07 02:35 AM

Quote:

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka.

Quote:

"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

:rotfl:

Dmitry Markov 08-24-07 04:54 AM

http://foto-nat.ru/pic19.jpg

:rock:

The Avon Lady 08-24-07 05:03 AM

You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of fire


http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/6144/10432161ck1.jpg

:rock:

bookworm_020 08-26-07 07:18 PM

Just thinking along the same lines AL:up::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Does it burn when you take a leak?"

Reaves 08-26-07 11:00 PM

if the fire had of spread I could have used Johnny Cash.
Quote:

Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire


I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

bookworm_020 08-27-07 12:14 AM

How about

Looking for a lover who needs another
Don't want another night on my own
I want to share my love with a warmer lover
I want to bring a wild man back home
(Chorus)
Got to have some host stuff baby this evening
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot stuff baby this evening
Got to have some hot stuff
Got to have some love tonight

:doh::rock:

AVGWarhawk 08-27-07 05:48 AM

Perhaps he can light the torch at the next Olympics;) . We can call it a wardrobe malfunction with lighting!:88)

joea 08-27-07 07:24 AM

No....more ....musical....puns. :damn: :damn:

The Avon Lady 08-27-07 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joea
No....more ....musical....puns. :damn: :damn:

Can you feel it baby
Can you feel it, here it comes
Feel it, Feel it
Fire, Fire
Something's burning
Something's burning
Something's burning
And I think it's love.

- Kenny Rogers, Something is Burning

Jimbuna 08-27-07 07:34 AM

Your right, no more puns :nope: ....Here's the song he wrote shortly after his experience :lol:

http://www.song-teksten.com/song_lyr...hid/fire/fire/

Tchocky 08-27-07 09:36 AM

Wound up, cant sleep, cant do anything right, little honey
Oh, since I set my eyes on you
I tell you the truth
T-t-t-t-twistin like a flame in a slow dance, baby
Youre driving me crazy
Come on, little honey
Come on now

Fire
Smoke, she is a rising fire, yeah
Smoke on the horizon, well
Fire
Smoke, she is a rising fire


The Cult - Fire Woman

The Avon Lady 08-27-07 09:59 AM

Somehow, "Candle in the Wind" comes to mind.

Jimbuna 08-27-07 10:04 AM

Best one yet :rotfl:


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