Craziest pick-up lines that might just work...

06-13-07, 05:52 PM

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?

Perhaps you don’t know me? My name is Mr Right.

Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.

blue3golf · 06-13-07, 06:26 PM

You wanna dance?
She replies "no"
Say in a louder voice but not yelling "It's cuz I'm fat isn't it"

Ishmael · 06-14-07, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue3golf

You wanna dance?
She replies "no"
Say in a louder voice but not yelling "It's cuz I'm fat isn't it"

No. You say,"No! I said you look FAT in those PANTS."

Here's my favorite:

"Listen honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I refuse to believe them. I said, No! No! She's not like that at all!"

Tchocky · 06-14-07, 01:32 AM

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Reaves · 06-14-07, 02:08 AM

Do you have any Aussie in you?

Do you want some?

Research says that the Irish have the largest penis in length and the American Indian the widest girth. Hi my names Tonto O'Reily.

FIREWALL · 06-14-07, 02:33 AM

WOW!!! You guys get a few more posts like that and you all can form a club.

The Lame and Dateless Boys Club :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

robbo180265 · 06-14-07, 02:58 AM

Tonto O'Reily

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

kurtz · 06-14-07, 10:46 AM

How about, "you don't sweat a lot for a fat lass, do you?"

06-14-07, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

WOW!!! You guys get a few more posts like that and you all can form a club.

The Lame and Dateless Boys Club :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

What is that supposed to mean?

AVGWarhawk · 06-14-07, 10:52 AM

Do you know what would look good on you? Me!

06-14-07, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Do you know what would look good on you? Me!

That is surelly to work!

geetrue · 06-14-07, 01:58 PM

I'm a 1960's type of person, but here's my favorites, depending on what port of call we were in of course ...

"Do you use Irish Spring"?

"Do you swallow"?

"Do you have one of those thong thingy's on"?

"Can I borrow your car to take you to the drive-in movie"?

"Want to get a room"? "I'll pay the first fifty dollars"?

Hold up a twenty dollar bill and say, "The shrimp cocktail is on me"

"Have any dirty pictures of yourselves ladies"? When they scream, "No"

"Do you want some"?

AVGWarhawk · 06-14-07, 02:07 PM

I just remember one from days of old......

Hey, my face leaves at five, be on it.

Reaves · 06-14-07, 07:28 PM

Wow you're like a mirror baby because I can sure see myself in you.

*You say that when betting with a friend if you can make a girl slap you.

06-14-07, 07:32 PM

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

06-13-07, 05:52 PM	#1
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Craziest pick-up lines that might just work... You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. Are you accepting applications for your fan club? There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. If I pet you, would you follow me home? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down All this could be yours for one low, low price! So, do you like fat guys with no money? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying? Perhaps you don’t know me? My name is Mr Right. Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, let’s go to the dance floor together to try and find him.

06-14-07, 01:32 AM	#4
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Does this smell like chloroform to you? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

06-14-07, 02:08 AM	#5
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Do you have any Aussie in you? Do you want some? Research says that the Irish have the largest penis in length and the American Indian the widest girth. Hi my names Tonto O'Reily. __________________

06-14-07, 02:33 AM	#6
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	WOW!!! You guys get a few more posts like that and you all can form a club. The Lame and Dateless Boys Club :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

06-14-07, 10:46 AM	#8
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	How about, "you don't sweat a lot for a fat lass, do you?" __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

06-13-07, 06:26 PM	#2
blue3golf Weps Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Traverse City, MI Posts: 352 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You wanna dance? She replies "no" Say in a louder voice but not yelling "It's cuz I'm fat isn't it"

06-14-07, 02:58 AM	#7
robbo180265 Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brighton, England.Party capital of the south Posts: 2,255 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	Tonto O'Reily :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

06-14-07, 10:52 AM	#10
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Do you know what would look good on you? Me! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

06-14-07, 01:58 PM	#12
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I'm a 1960's type of person, but here's my favorites, depending on what port of call we were in of course ... "Do you use Irish Spring"? "Do you swallow"? "Do you have one of those thong thingy's on"? "Can I borrow your car to take you to the drive-in movie"? "Want to get a room"? "I'll pay the first fifty dollars"? Hold up a twenty dollar bill and say, "The shrimp cocktail is on me" "Have any dirty pictures of yourselves ladies"? When they scream, "No" "Do you want some"? __________________

06-14-07, 02:07 PM	#13
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I just remember one from days of old...... Hey, my face leaves at five, be on it. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

06-14-07, 07:28 PM	#14
Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Wow you're like a mirror baby because I can sure see myself in you. *You say that when betting with a friend if you can make a girl slap you. __________________

06-14-07, 07:32 PM	#15
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

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