Dead Whale Explodes in Taiwanese City!

P_Funk · 04-17-07, 06:13 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

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Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet

Wheres my air pump?

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...men have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis....

I will never understand Asia.

robbo180265 · 04-17-07, 06:19 AM

Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.

P_Funk · 04-17-07, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by robbo180265

Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.

I believe it beached itself and died.:hmm:

So lets just be safe and blame Jesus for poor beach planning or something.

robbo180265 · 04-17-07, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by P_Funk

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Originally Posted by robbo180265

Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.

I believe it beached itself and died.:hmm:

So lets just be safe and blame Jesus for poor beach planning or something.

You're on mate - I'll blame Jesus

Heibges · 04-17-07, 07:28 PM

I saw a comic do a skit about this once.

Although a whale's "equipment" is 5 feet long, only the last 2 inches or so go into the female whale. So it the whale's "equipment" was only 4 feet 9 inches he would be totally out of luck.

Letum · 04-17-07, 06:53 AM

Im lost for words!

P_Funk · 04-17-07, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Im lost for words!

No, you thought you were lost for words.

5 feet dude.

HunterICX · 04-17-07, 07:04 AM

Thanks a bunch P_Funk

I just lost my apetite!

I was just going out for lunch and seeying those pictures...yuuuuchh

jumpy · 04-17-07, 07:13 AM

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The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

unlucky... still exploding guts and all that, gotta be worth the day off work if you're nearby.

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Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I saw a comic do a skit about this once. Although a whale's "equipment" is 5 feet long, only the last 2 inches or so go into the female whale. So it the whale's "equipment" was only 4 feet 9 inches he would be totally out of luck. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

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Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Im lost for words! __________________

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HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Thanks a bunch P_Funk I just lost my apetite! I was just going out for lunch and seeying those pictures...yuuuuchh __________________

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04-17-07, 06:19 AM	#2
robbo180265 Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brighton, England.Party capital of the south Posts: 2,255 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.