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P_Funk

04-17-07 06:13 AM

Dead Whale Explodes in Taiwanese City!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

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Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet

:o Wheres my air pump?

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...men have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis....

I will never understand Asia.:roll:

robbo180265

04-17-07 06:19 AM

Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.

P_Funk

04-17-07 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by robbo180265

Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.

I believe it beached itself and died.:hmm:

So lets just be safe and blame Jesus for poor beach planning or something.:yep:

Letum

04-17-07 06:53 AM

Im lost for words!

P_Funk

04-17-07 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Im lost for words!

No, you thought you were lost for words.

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5835/whale9zm0.jpg

5 feet dude.;)

HunterICX

04-17-07 07:04 AM

Thanks a bunch P_Funk

I just lost my apetite!:lol: I was just going out for lunch and seeying those pictures...yuuuuchh

jumpy

04-17-07 07:13 AM

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The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

unlucky... still exploding guts and all that, gotta be worth the day off work if you're nearby.:yep:

robbo180265

04-17-07 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by P_Funk

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Originally Posted by robbo180265

Serves them right for killing the poor thing in the first place.

I believe it beached itself and died.:hmm:

So lets just be safe and blame Jesus for poor beach planning or something.:yep:

You're on mate - I'll blame Jesus:yep:

Heibges

04-17-07 07:28 PM

I saw a comic do a skit about this once.

Although a whale's "equipment" is 5 feet long, only the last 2 inches or so go into the female whale. So it the whale's "equipment" was only 4 feet 9 inches he would be totally out of luck.

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