Authentic U-Boat Oil

Letum · 02-06-07, 03:20 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/U534-German-Ub...QQcmdZViewItem

I cant see why anyone would want this! :rotfl:

They should try selling "u-boat barnacles" or "U-boat rust"as well!

Chaotic42 · 02-06-07, 04:46 AM

I don't know, maybe if you're a serious sub-buff, or if you had family that served on board a German Sub. I could see it.

Letum · 02-06-07, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaotic42

I don't know, maybe if you're a serious sub-buff, or if you had family that served on board a German Sub. I could see it.

It's oil ffs!

STEED · 02-06-07, 05:17 AM

Authentic U-Boat Oil, yea right come on.

The Avon Lady · 02-06-07, 05:18 AM

Somehow reminds me of:

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-06-07, 05:20 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The Avon Lady · 02-06-07, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

At US$4 a can, this is nothing to laugh at.

STEED · 02-06-07, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Somehow reminds me of:

How much? Give me, give me.

NOT. :rotfl:

Gizzmoe · 02-06-07, 05:37 AM

"ingredients: 70% Pure Jerusalem Air 22% Tel Aviv Sea Breeze 17% Eilat Dry Air"
http://www.pongo.co.il/israelijewgifts2.asp

:hmm:

Letum · 02-06-07, 05:47 AM

Bwahaha!

Holy Air!

Thats the limit!

Konovalov · 02-06-07, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/U534-German-Ub...QQcmdZViewItem

I cant see why anyone would want this! :rotfl:

They should try selling "u-boat barnacles" or "U-boat rust"as well!

For that complete Silent Hunter III experience perhaps. :hmm: When a depth charge hits close by perhaps you could splash a bit of that authentic u-boat oil over your keyboard or monitor.

flintlock · 02-06-07, 11:12 AM

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It's oil ffs!

Oil or otherwise, it's still a piece of history. Many history buffs or other enthusiasts would love to have Genuine U534 lube oil, extracted from a tank onboard U534 after nearly fifty years beneath the sea. Although it reads that it comes with a certificate of authenticity, I don't believe it for a minute. It's likely oil extracted from someone's little 4-stroke Honda outboard motor.

Sailor Steve · 02-06-07, 12:33 PM

One of the characters in Peanuts once came up with a get-rich scheme: Just mix this powder with water and voila! Instant Water!

STEED · 02-06-07, 02:11 PM

Couple of years ago a former worker I knew tried to sell a pair of used underpants with a hole in them from all the farting he done, he got a bid of £300 but ebay pulled the plug.

bookworm_020 · 02-06-07, 05:33 PM

Someone sold three bottles of wind from hurricane Katrina on Ebay. It went for $3.50

Proof that there is a fool for anything.

The Australian Secuirty and Investment Commision (ASIC) runs a bunch of ad's every April fool's for Jellyfish farms and other crazy idea's. The same phone number is listed in each advert, which leads them the the ASIC investor help line, so they can be told that there a fool! They keep track on which avert works best. The Jellyfish beats the funnelweb spider breeding program by a 3% margin!

02-06-07, 03:20 AM	#1
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Authentic U-Boat Oil http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/U534-German-Ub...QQcmdZViewItem I cant see why anyone would want this! :rotfl: They should try selling "u-boat barnacles" or "U-boat rust"as well! __________________

02-06-07, 04:46 AM	#2
Chaotic42 Torpedoman Join Date: May 2005 Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast, USA Posts: 113 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I don't know, maybe if you're a serious sub-buff, or if you had family that served on board a German Sub. I could see it. __________________ Complex numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i.

02-06-07, 05:17 AM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Authentic U-Boat Oil, yea right come on. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-06-07, 05:18 AM	#5
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Somehow reminds me of: __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

02-06-07, 05:20 AM	#6
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-06-07, 05:37 AM	#9
Gizzmoe Silent Hunter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 3,668 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	"ingredients: 70% Pure Jerusalem Air 22% Tel Aviv Sea Breeze 17% Eilat Dry Air" http://www.pongo.co.il/israelijewgifts2.asp :hmm:

02-06-07, 05:47 AM	#10
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Bwahaha! Holy Air! Thats the limit! __________________

02-06-07, 12:33 PM	#13
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	One of the characters in Peanuts once came up with a get-rich scheme: Just mix this powder with water and voila! Instant Water! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-06-07, 02:11 PM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Couple of years ago a former worker I knew tried to sell a pair of used underpants with a hole in them from all the farting he done, he got a bid of £300 but ebay pulled the plug. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-06-07, 05:33 PM	#15
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Someone sold three bottles of wind from hurricane Katrina on Ebay. It went for $3.50 Proof that there is a fool for anything. The Australian Secuirty and Investment Commision (ASIC) runs a bunch of ad's every April fool's for Jellyfish farms and other crazy idea's. The same phone number is listed in each advert, which leads them the the ASIC investor help line, so they can be told that there a fool! They keep track on which avert works best. The Jellyfish beats the funnelweb spider breeding program by a 3% margin! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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