Time for another caption contest!

[Safe-Keeper]

After seriously mis-placing Stavanger while working on adding it to NorOps, I ended up with the picture below. Rather than feeling stupid at how I hadn't previewed my harbour placement in the editor prior to launching the game, I thought, hey, let's see what the community makes of it.

Hence, caption contest!

More info:

• I'll let the caption contest run for two weeks, after which three winners will be chosen.
• With "caption" I mean captions, monologue, dialogue, other form of communication, or a combination of the above:p.
• Post your submission as an edit of the image or as text only.
• No prizes, sorry, though maybe later I'll have another contest with NorOps beta tester positions up for grabs.

Your victim, sans captions:

Now get to it, people. I know it's a potentially tricky one, but let's give each others some good laughs in these troubled times!

As it were last time, I've got some ideas of my own, and as it were last time, I'll save them until the contest is over.