You know you're getting senile when .......

kiwi_2005 · 08-19-06, 03:53 AM

You get home , then you realize you must have left your $150 sunnies in a shop in the last town {18kms away} ..you drive all the way back there , enter the shop and ask the assistant if she has seen your sunglasses ...her reply ?? "You mean the ones on top of your head "??

Happened to me today. :rotfl: :rotfl:

scandium · 08-19-06, 04:35 AM

Priceless.

STEED · 08-19-06, 05:32 AM

Classic

:rotfl:

HunterICX · 08-19-06, 06:12 AM

Ow I had the same thing

I also lost my Sunglasses...at an bar at the beach...I went back and lucky the assistant had seen them...YEAH!!! my 90€ Sunnies back...

I went back on my bike and I had to brake hard..now...my sunglass shoved off my face landing right in front of my frontwiel and I drove over them

thats what you get when ur driving with an Half oversized helmet...and in the mirror I saw more cars driving over my Sunnies Noooo!!!

08-19-06, 10:51 AM

I once was trying to leave my house, but couldn't find my keys. I spent five or ten minutes searching everywhere with my left hand...my right hand was busy twirling the keys around my finger.

Fish · 08-19-06, 01:04 PM

I returned my photocamera at the shop telling the keeper it broke.
He looked at the camera and told me the battery's are empty. I told him that was impossible because just for two days I recharged the battery's.
He opened up my camera and the battery's are non-rechargeable.

PS: there was a crowd in the shop staring at me.

08-19-06, 05:53 PM

True story (about 10 years ago)

Got pulled by the cops one morning heading to work. I didn't understand why. I wasn't speeding, I hadn't done anything wrong so I thought. Cop walked right up to my car door while I rolled the window down.

ME - "What seems to be the problem officer", I asked.

Officer - "Sir, do you like pussy?"

ME - "

"

ME again - "

"

Officer - "Well here ya go" as he reaches up on the roof of my car and hands me my pet cat!!!

ME - "

"

ME again "

"

Must not have noticed him sleeping on the car when I left for work. Kitty hung on for dear life for nearly 6 miles at nearly 60 mph. Now I know why I heard so many horns blarring that morning! Of course I couldn't take him to work with me so I had to turn around and drop him off at the house which cost me a warning for being late at work. Ahhh, my UPS days. How I miss that paycheck!!!

Yahoshua · 08-19-06, 10:35 PM

Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise).

But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come.

08-19-06, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yahoshua

Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise).

But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come.

Yeah, it was a bit of an awakening for me. OOPS!

August · 08-20-06, 01:25 AM

150 bucks for sunglasses? You have too much money for your own good Kiwi!

08-19-06, 03:53 AM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	You know you're getting senile when ....... You get home , then you realize you must have left your $150 sunnies in a shop in the last town {18kms away} ..you drive all the way back there , enter the shop and ask the assistant if she has seen your sunglasses ...her reply ?? "You mean the ones on top of your head "?? Happened to me today. :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-19-06, 04:35 AM	#2
scandium Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,098 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Priceless. __________________ What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy? -- George Orwell

08-19-06, 05:32 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Classic :rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-19-06, 06:12 AM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Ow I had the same thing I also lost my Sunglasses...at an bar at the beach...I went back and lucky the assistant had seen them...YEAH!!! my 90€ Sunnies back... I went back on my bike and I had to brake hard..now...my sunglass shoved off my face landing right in front of my frontwiel and I drove over them thats what you get when ur driving with an Half oversized helmet...and in the mirror I saw more cars driving over my Sunnies Noooo!!! __________________

08-19-06, 01:04 PM	#6
Fish Eternal Patrol Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,923 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I returned my photocamera at the shop telling the keeper it broke. He looked at the camera and told me the battery's are empty. I told him that was impossible because just for two days I recharged the battery's. He opened up my camera and the battery's are non-rechargeable. PS: there was a crowd in the shop staring at me. Last edited by Fish; 08-19-06 at 01:07 PM.

08-19-06, 10:51 AM	#5
Sailor Steve Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I once was trying to leave my house, but couldn't find my keys. I spent five or ten minutes searching everywhere with my left hand...my right hand was busy twirling the keys around my finger.

08-19-06, 05:53 PM	#7
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	True story (about 10 years ago) Got pulled by the cops one morning heading to work. I didn't understand why. I wasn't speeding, I hadn't done anything wrong so I thought. Cop walked right up to my car door while I rolled the window down. ME - "What seems to be the problem officer", I asked. Officer - "Sir, do you like pussy?" ME - " " ME again - " " Officer - "Well here ya go" as he reaches up on the roof of my car and hands me my pet cat!!! ME - " " ME again " " Must not have noticed him sleeping on the car when I left for work. Kitty hung on for dear life for nearly 6 miles at nearly 60 mph. Now I know why I heard so many horns blarring that morning! Of course I couldn't take him to work with me so I had to turn around and drop him off at the house which cost me a warning for being late at work. Ahhh, my UPS days. How I miss that paycheck!!! Last edited by SubSerpent; 08-19-06 at 05:58 PM.

08-19-06, 10:35 PM	#8
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Poor cat, you must've felt terrible after that incident (unless that cat was the devil in disguise). But I'm sure that cop had a great story for the bar mates for years to come. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

08-20-06, 01:25 AM	#10
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	150 bucks for sunglasses? You have too much money for your own good Kiwi! __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.