why did the woman cross the road

micky1up · 12-10-05, 07:56 PM

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen

The Avon Lady · 12-11-05, 01:15 AM

How would you like your computer unplugged in mid-game, leading to a permanent hard drive sector error? :hmm:

Better yet, why don't you cross the road while your wife is just driving in?

Accident my eye!

gdogghenrikson · 12-11-05, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by micky1up

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen

Really, why arnt you in the kitchen

gdogghenrikson · 12-11-05, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

How would you like your computer unplugged in mid-game, leading to a permanent hard drive sector error? :hmm:

Better yet, why don't you cross the road while your wife is just driving in?

Accident my eye!

Ramius · 12-11-05, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by micky1up

thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Camaero · 12-11-05, 02:58 AM

Better watch out for Avon Lady lol.

Hitman · 12-11-05, 04:33 AM

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thats not the point why isnt she in the kitchen

Well at least in my case my wife crossed the road to go shopping because she had finished with the kitchen, the home, her job and our child's care long ago...and that all before I was able to even finish a small part of my job. Modern women are way efficient, seems to me :hmm:

Kapitan · 12-11-05, 07:00 AM

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

Oberon · 12-11-05, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitain

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

Only three options of pain? Mine can come up with at least twenty!

Kapitan · 12-11-05, 08:33 AM

lol giver her time shes young yet :P

gdogghenrikson · 12-11-05, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitain

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

Only three options of pain? Mine can come up with at least twenty!

:rotfl:

Ramius · 12-11-05, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitain

if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

ahh now you see you'd have to get it right and make sure she was chained to the sink first

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Kapitan · 12-11-05, 09:34 AM

not a bad idea :hmm:

Hitman · 12-11-05, 12:29 PM

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if i said that to my girl friend

1) id be kicked in the groin
2) hit with the frying pan
3) castrated

When my wife returned from shopping I showed her this post, and guess what? She did agree with Kapitain's wife...but in a slightly different order:

1) Kicked in the groin
2) Castrated
3) Guess what she would use the frying pan for, to serve me as dinner, given previous point 2)

Polak · 12-11-05, 01:00 PM

In Poland we have a saying

"Kobiety do garÃ³w" in english it means something like,
"All women to the stoves"

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	How would you like your computer unplugged in mid-game, leading to a permanent hard drive sector error? :hmm: Better yet, why don't you cross the road while your wife is just driving in? Accident my eye! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	if i said that to my girl friend 1) id be kicked in the groin 2) hit with the frying pan 3) castrated __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

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Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	lol giver her time shes young yet :P __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

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Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	not a bad idea :hmm: __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

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Polak Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Poland/Sweden Posts: 808 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	In Poland we have a saying "Kobiety do garÃ³w" in english it means something like, "All women to the stoves" __________________