U-Boat Joke

Mowgli · 10-08-05, 02:06 PM

A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange looking craft. They stopped and asked a worker, "Sir, is that a U-boat?
"No," he replied, shesa belonga to da goverment."

HEMISENT · 10-08-05, 03:25 PM

Cool!

jonsson · 10-08-05, 03:45 PM

:rotfl:

Kaleun_Thomsen · 10-09-05, 11:35 AM

Q: How do you recognize an Italian made tank?

A: It has one forward gear and four reverse.

Christian Reich · 10-09-05, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaleun_Thomsen

Q: How do you recognize an Italian made tank?

A: It has one forward gear and four reverse.

hey at least that is step up from the french. They don't even have one forward gear.

Zonked · 10-09-05, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Reich

hey at least that is step up from the french. They don't even have one forward gear.

Why are the street's of France lined with tree's?

So the German's can march in the shade.

Christian Reich · 10-09-05, 02:35 PM

ok most fogs speak english i believe, though the NEVEr want to admit it. if you want to trick them to speaking english do one of two things.

1. get them really drunk

2. tell your friend why all the streets in paris are lined with trees in earshot of said frenchman.

Bet he will start speaking english real fast

but ok as much fun as i make of them i love those little guys. i mean where would we be without french fries, and french toast?

stratege · 10-09-05, 04:00 PM

>>>> AND FRENCH KISS !!!!!!!!!!

Kalach · 10-09-05, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Christian Reich

but ok as much fun as i make of them i love those little guys. i mean where would we be without french fries, and french toast?

Hmmm, 'French' fries came from Belgium :P

Christian Reich · 10-09-05, 06:21 PM

Did they really? i was just kidding. i thought they were an american invention...what being are love for fried food is.

"mmm this is fantastico, what is it?"

"boot deep fried"

Justin Prince · 10-09-05, 11:08 PM

Why do credit cards not work in France?

Because they don't know how to say Charge.

Christian Reich · 10-09-05, 11:49 PM

hehe i like that one.

larsen · 10-10-05, 01:59 AM

Mmmm... Don't forget there's a good number of frogs (and italians I guess) in these forums. And as of the contribution of the french to the english language think "rendez-vous", "menage Ã trois", "french letter" and so on...

Mowgli · 10-10-05, 08:49 AM

How do you sink an Italian submarine?

Swim down and knock on .the hatch.

kholemann · 10-10-05, 09:18 AM

Why did the French build the maginot line?

So that the Germans could have high-quality headquarters far in the rear of their front lines.

10-08-05, 02:06 PM	#1
Mowgli Sparks Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: South Wales Posts: 248 Downloads: 158 Uploads: 0	U-Boat Joke A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange looking craft. They stopped and asked a worker, "Sir, is that a U-boat? "No," he replied, shesa belonga to da goverment." __________________ Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back -- For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

10-08-05, 03:25 PM	#2
HEMISENT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Northern Illinois Posts: 1,052 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 0	Cool! __________________ Nuke 'em till they glow!

10-09-05, 04:00 PM	#8
stratege Sparky Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: FRANCE - Grenoble Posts: 152 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	>>>> AND FRENCH KISS !!!!!!!!!! __________________ Too many alias ... stratege=clarkfromrainbow

10-09-05, 11:08 PM	#11
Justin Prince Seaman Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Posts: 36 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Why do credit cards not work in France? Because they don't know how to say Charge. __________________ Designer of War Plan Orange: Dreadnoughts in the Pacific 1922-1930.

10-10-05, 01:59 AM	#13
larsen Sailor man Join Date: May 2005 Location: France Posts: 46 Downloads: 111 Uploads: 0	Mmmm... Don't forget there's a good number of frogs (and italians I guess) in these forums. And as of the contribution of the french to the english language think "rendez-vous", "menage Ã trois", "french letter" and so on... __________________ larsen aka TorpedoChris

10-08-05, 03:45 PM	#3
jonsson Swabbie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sweden Posts: 11 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:

10-09-05, 11:35 AM	#4
Kaleun_Thomsen Watch Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Q: How do you recognize an Italian made tank? A: It has one forward gear and four reverse.

10-09-05, 02:35 PM	#7
Christian Reich Watch Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 18 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	ok most fogs speak english i believe, though the NEVEr want to admit it. if you want to trick them to speaking english do one of two things. 1. get them really drunk 2. tell your friend why all the streets in paris are lined with trees in earshot of said frenchman. Bet he will start speaking english real fast but ok as much fun as i make of them i love those little guys. i mean where would we be without french fries, and french toast?

10-09-05, 06:21 PM	#10
Christian Reich Watch Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 18 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Did they really? i was just kidding. i thought they were an american invention...what being are love for fried food is. "mmm this is fantastico, what is it?" "boot deep fried"

10-09-05, 11:49 PM	#12
Christian Reich Watch Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 18 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	hehe i like that one.

10-10-05, 08:49 AM	#14
Mowgli Sparks Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: South Wales Posts: 248 Downloads: 158 Uploads: 0	How do you sink an Italian submarine? Swim down and knock on .the hatch. __________________ Now this is the Law of the Jungle -- as old and as true as the sky; And the Wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the Wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk the Law runneth forward and back -- For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.

10-10-05, 09:18 AM	#15
kholemann Gunner Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 98 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Why did the French build the maginot line? So that the Germans could have high-quality headquarters far in the rear of their front lines.