U-Boat Joke
 

A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange looking craft. They stopped and asked a worker, "Sir, is that a U-boat?
"No," he replied, shesa belonga to da goverment."

Cool!
:up:

:rotfl:

Q: How do you recognize an Italian made tank?



















A: It has one forward gear and four reverse.



:-j

hey at least that is step up from the french. They don't even have one forward gear.

Why are the street's of France lined with tree's?









So the German's can march in the shade.

ok most fogs speak english i believe, though the NEVEr want to admit it. if you want to trick them to speaking english do one of two things.

1. get them really drunk

2. tell your friend why all the streets in paris are lined with trees in earshot of said frenchman.

Bet he will start speaking english real fast

but ok as much fun as i make of them i love those little guys. i mean where would we be without french fries, and french toast?

>>>> AND FRENCH KISS !!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, 'French' fries came from Belgium :P

Did they really? i was just kidding. i thought they were an american invention...what being are love for fried food is.

"mmm this is fantastico, what is it?"

"boot deep fried"

Why do credit cards not work in France?











Because they don't know how to say Charge.

hehe i like that one.

Mmmm... Don't forget there's a good number of frogs (and italians I guess) in these forums. And as of the contribution of the french to the english language think "rendez-vous", "menage à trois", "french letter" and so on...

How do you sink an Italian submarine?

Swim down and knock on .the hatch.

Why did the French build the maginot line?

So that the Germans could have high-quality headquarters far in the rear of their front lines.