Three Wishes

Wolferz · 04-04-14, 05:46 PM

What if you found a lamp with a genie in it and you were granted three wishes.

What would they be?

If you say "world peace" you're disqualified because I don't think even a genie could accomplish that goal.

Make me a Jedi Knight complete with working light saber.
Make me impervious to any and all harm.
Three more wishes.

Platapus · 04-04-14, 06:33 PM

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish.

Then

Wolferz · 04-04-14, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish.

Then

She's old enough to be your gramma.

Platapus · 04-04-14, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

She's old enough to be your gramma.

That just makes it a bit more naughty.

04-04-14, 07:37 PM

1. Global thermonuclear war
2. A global killer to impact Earth
3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply

Thanks Barbara.

Platapus · 04-04-14, 07:43 PM

Three wishes

1. Barbara Eden
2. Barbara Feldon
3. Bucket of Viagra

Yeah, I will call the hospital *after* the four hours and take my chances.

Mittelwaechter · 04-04-14, 08:13 PM

@ Nippelspanner

LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show.

Well...

- undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches)
- replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win
- finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it.

TarJak · 04-07-14, 05:14 PM

McBee to understand cricket

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

This train to move faster.

nikimcbee · 04-07-14, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July

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somehow I have failed.

Needs more curry?

Texas Red · 05-28-20, 09:59 PM

The title says it all. Name your top three wishes.

Please try to keep the wishes SFW (Safe for Work), in more adult terms, please keep the wishes appropriate.

You can name any wish you want, it could be from your younger days or more recent times.

Start your wish with the words " I wish" and then whatever fits after that.

THERE WILL BE THREE WISHES AND NO MORE
THIS WILL BE A RANK SYSTEM *1= Most wanted wish to come true 3= Least wanted wish to come true*

Feel free to comment on other people's wishes but do NOT use harsh words.

Also, don't expect me to make these wishes come true.

I'll name mine:

1. I wish that Coronavirus will end soon and life can return to normal.
2. I wish that I have no terrible anxiety when I write war stories.
3. I wish that I graduate from the US Naval Academy and serve on a submarine until I retire and at least reach the rank of O-6.

That is all

Jimbuna · 05-29-20, 05:54 AM

Been done many times already and here is just one of the examples...

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...ghlight=wishes

Jimbuna · 05-29-20, 10:24 AM

It don't matter, forget the above, threads merged.

August · 05-29-20, 04:03 PM

I'm not greedy.

1. Myself, my wife and all my family as well as my friends and their families are given healthy bodies with the physical age of 21.
2. All of the above are made extremely wealthy.
3. The genie gets his freedom.

Sailor Steve · 05-30-20, 10:55 PM

Now that I think about it again:

1. Make the unmentionable malady stop.

2. Make the falling spells and weakness stop.

3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.

Texas Red · 05-30-20, 11:00 PM

Sorry, I didn't know that there was an exact replica of the thread I created. My bad!

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3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career.

Sailor Steve, that is spot on with my fourth wish. I don't do dead is dead, but my computer decides when my career ends sadly.

04-04-14, 05:46 PM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Three Wishes What if you found a lamp with a genie in it and you were granted three wishes. What would they be? If you say "world peace" you're disqualified because I don't think even a genie could accomplish that goal. Make me a Jedi Knight complete with working light saber. Make me impervious to any and all harm. Three more wishes. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

04-04-14, 06:33 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well Barbara Eden would be a good first wish. Then __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-04-14, 07:43 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Three wishes 1. Barbara Eden 2. Barbara Feldon 3. Bucket of Viagra Yeah, I will call the hospital after the four hours and take my chances. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-04-14, 08:13 PM	#7
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	@ Nippelspanner LOL - my first thought was a huge asteroid at my will to end this ridiculous freak show. Well... - undo and ignore all of Wolferz' further wishes (in return for the forks and torches) - replace the thermo nuclear war with a bloody zombie apocalypse - and let them win - finally let them starve to death and reparadise the animal planet - guaranteed human free - until the sun consumes it. __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE

05-28-20, 09:59 PM	#10
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,368 Downloads: 528 Uploads: 5	Name your top three wishes The title says it all. Name your top three wishes. *Please try to keep the wishes SFW (Safe for Work), in more adult terms, please keep the wishes appropriate.* You can name any wish you want, it could be from your younger days or more recent times. Start your wish with the words " I wish" and then whatever fits after that. THERE WILL BE THREE WISHES AND NO MORE THIS WILL BE A RANK SYSTEM 1= Most wanted wish to come true 3= Least wanted wish to come true Feel free to comment on other people's wishes but do NOT use harsh words. Also, don't expect me to make these wishes come true. I'll name mine: 1. I wish that Coronavirus will end soon and life can return to normal. 2. I wish that I have no terrible anxiety when I write war stories. 3. I wish that I graduate from the US Naval Academy and serve on a submarine until I retire and at least reach the rank of O-6. That is all __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!

04-04-14, 07:37 PM	#5
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	1. Global thermonuclear war 2. A global killer to impact Earth 3. Let me watch it from the surface of the moon with 24hrs of oxygen supply Thanks Barbara.

04-07-14, 05:14 PM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	McBee to understand cricket Have a beer or two with some pommy subsimmers in July This train to move faster.

05-29-20, 05:54 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Been done many times already and here is just one of the examples... https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...ghlight=wishes __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-29-20, 10:24 AM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It don't matter, forget the above, threads merged. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-29-20, 04:03 PM	#13
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'm not greedy. 1. Myself, my wife and all my family as well as my friends and their families are given healthy bodies with the physical age of 21. 2. All of the above are made extremely wealthy. 3. The genie gets his freedom.

05-30-20, 10:55 PM	#14
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Now that I think about it again: 1. Make the unmentionable malady stop. 2. Make the falling spells and weakness stop. 3. Let me live long enough to finish an SH3 career and a WOFF career. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo