My Car's got a Bloody Noddy Hooter
All I've got on my car for telling people off is a bloody Noddy hooter... when I finally find the bit at the bottom of the steering wheel that you have to squeeze to sound the horn, they've long gone... and if they could hear it I'm sure they would only laugh. My last car had a big button in the middle of the wheel that I could pound with my fist and it went "HAAARNK-BLOODY-HAAARNK!" while I screamed out the window, but this crappy thing just goes "parp-parp" like a vicar farting
Can you name just one thing that you really hate about your car?
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