Darwin Award of the day.

nikimcbee · 02-27-14, 03:31 AM

Just for Skybird

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If the Bible told me to [insert idiotic thing here], I would do it.

Wish granted!

Jimbuna · 02-27-14, 06:17 AM

Seeing is believing

Skybird · 02-27-14, 07:04 AM

New movie out: Snakes on a cloud.

I read the story a week ago. I admit: yes, I indeed had a good diabolic giggle.

fireftr18 · 02-27-14, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Just for Skybird

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If the Bible told me to [insert idiotic thing here], I would do it.

Wish granted!

Being in Kentucky, the news hammered us about this idiot. Now his son has taken over doing the same thing.

Skybird · 02-27-14, 11:22 AM

Better a joke it would be if it would come out that the snake were not a poisonous viper but an non-poisonous natter. Look - a miracle!

Wolferz · 02-27-14, 11:49 AM

Praise the Lord and pass the Cobra.

Give them a Bushmaster and the problem will cure itself.

TG626 · 02-27-14, 01:08 PM

Tag the snakes so they can be IDed, Register the pastor as their caretaker, make the church follow the same rules as a zoo would. If the snakes escape, hold the church liable and let em do what they want inside.

02-27-14, 02:55 PM

Lunatics...

Platapus · 02-27-14, 06:35 PM

Sounds like a self correcting problem. Sooner or later they will get bit.

Schroeder · 02-27-14, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Sounds like a self correcting problem. Sooner or later they will get bit.

So this problem will solve itself bit by bit.

02-27-14, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

So this problem will solve itself bit by bit.

CaptainHaplo · 02-28-14, 09:20 AM

The vast majority of "snake handling" churches milk the venom from the snakes so that they don't have any (or just a tiny bit) to inject into a bite victim. That way - they get "bit" but can point to the "power of God" as to why the didn't die..

Perhaps they should review Deuteronomy 6:16, Luke 4:12, Matt 4:7 and Exodus 20:16.....

Just sayin.....

TG626 · 02-28-14, 10:57 AM

I'm guessing one of those is "put not the Lord thy God to the test"?

I personally find peoples pick and choose approach amusing, like the fella who has the verse about not lying with another man tattooed on themselves, mean while the next verse speaks about how tattoos are a sin.....

STEED · 02-28-14, 11:03 AM

Strikes me as some what careless.

CaptainHaplo · 02-28-14, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TG626

I'm guessing one of those is "put not the Lord thy God to the test"?

I personally find peoples pick and choose approach amusing, like the fella who has the verse about not lying with another man tattooed on themselves, mean while the next verse speaks about how tattoos are a sin.....

Actually - 3 of them are....

02-27-14, 03:31 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Darwin Award of the day. Just for Skybird. If the Bible told me to [insert idiotic thing here], I would do it. Wish granted! __________________

02-27-14, 06:17 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Seeing is believing __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-27-14, 07:04 AM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	New movie out: Snakes on a cloud. I read the story a week ago. I admit: yes, I indeed had a good diabolic giggle. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

02-27-14, 11:22 AM	#5
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Better a joke it would be if it would come out that the snake were not a poisonous viper but an non-poisonous natter. Look - a miracle! __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

02-27-14, 11:49 AM	#6
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Praise the Lord and pass the Cobra. Give them a Bushmaster and the problem will cure itself. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-27-14, 01:08 PM	#7
TG626 Lieutenant Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: USS Seal - Somewhere in the Pacific Posts: 268 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 3	Tag the snakes so they can be IDed, Register the pastor as their caretaker, make the church follow the same rules as a zoo would. If the snakes escape, hold the church liable and let em do what they want inside. __________________ T. E. Thompson, LTCDR Commanding Officer, U.S.S. Seal (formerly S-40 (SS-145))

02-27-14, 02:55 PM	#8
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Lunatics...

02-27-14, 06:35 PM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Sounds like a self correcting problem. Sooner or later they will get bit. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-28-14, 09:20 AM	#12
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	The vast majority of "snake handling" churches milk the venom from the snakes so that they don't have any (or just a tiny bit) to inject into a bite victim. That way - they get "bit" but can point to the "power of God" as to why the didn't die.. Perhaps they should review Deuteronomy 6:16, Luke 4:12, Matt 4:7 and Exodus 20:16..... Just sayin..... __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

02-28-14, 10:57 AM	#13
TG626 Lieutenant Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: USS Seal - Somewhere in the Pacific Posts: 268 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 3	I'm guessing one of those is "put not the Lord thy God to the test"? I personally find peoples pick and choose approach amusing, like the fella who has the verse about not lying with another man tattooed on themselves, mean while the next verse speaks about how tattoos are a sin..... __________________ T. E. Thompson, LTCDR Commanding Officer, U.S.S. Seal (formerly S-40 (SS-145))

02-28-14, 11:03 AM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Strikes me as some what careless. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!